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<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, slight ani s-3706353299.png"> Hey all- I'm SAmaster. This here is an experiment to see if I can do these kinds of games. If you're seen my stuff, this is me having recycled some AI Images I've had laying about, since this is mostly an experiment. Hopefully you might still enjoy it if you like- * Japanese Schoolgirls * Transformations * Sluttifications * Bimbofication * Goth Girls * Gyaru's * Ganguro's * MILFs * Clussy * Political Commentary If not, well, remember to vote in the primaries. [[I have no Fear. Fear is the Mindkiller|Character Start]] [[Hey, lemme get a sneak peak at the endings real quick.]]

//Some time later...// Well you don't know how you did it, but you done did it! You got a girlfriend! And a cute one at that! With big boobs! I mean- that's not the primary thing you like about her, you're not a creep like that, but you do gotta admit it's a plus. <img src="Girlfriend\Girlfriend Sepia.png"> You even keep a photo of her in your wallet. And you've started carrying a wallet around with you! And bathing every week! It's a whole new world for you really. Her names Kasumi, she's a cute japanese girl, even goes to a fancy private school where they stil use (text-colour:grey)[(somewhat sexually innapropriate and fetishized)] school uniforms. And she likes all the same nerdy stuff you do, anime, video-games, shitposting on the internet. You sometimes wonder though if you really deserve her- like what she sees in you. You aren't particularly smart, handsome, witty, or talented. Or smell good. It feels like only a matter of time before Kasumi catches onto that- she's quite frankly out of your league. It makes you worry- how long until your luck runs out? How long until until this ray of sunshine exits your life? How long- oh look there she is, say hi! [[Wait, I'm not ready, does my breath smell good?]]

(set: $name to (prompt: "Enter your name:", "")) Hello $name! That's a very cool name you've got! [[Thank you!]]

Fuck you! [[Huh?]]

//'Oh, I'm all ready for adventure, because I'm special, I'm not one of those couch potato zombies who sleepwalks through life- no no, I'm one of the actually important people with agency who has cool and interesting things happen to them! Not because I'm cooler or smarter, I'm just special like that!' // That's you. That's what you sound like. [[Why are you being so mean to me?]]

Just trying to set the stage that's all. [[What stage?]]

(text-style:"shudder")[(align:"=><=")+(box:"X=")[''*BAM *'']] [<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting,]], oncoming first, ac s-59083422.png">] (text-colour:grey)+(text-style:"blur","flat")[That stage.] [[*Ow...*]]

[<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting,]], blue sky, upwards v s-3585906173.png">] The blow came at you like a truck, sending you square to the ground, and knocking the air out of your lungs while you're at it. Yeah, your bullies sure hit hard. That's life on planet Loser though, population: You. Hey though- look on the bright side! When you're thirty, working a dead end minimum wage job that looks at you as disposable and replacable labor, and you're up to your ears in debt with no prospect of marriage or home ownership, you're gonna look back at this time in your life as the wonder years! That almost makes the splitting headache you feel as your head hits the concrete sidewalk better doesn't it? (text-style:"underline","expand")[''Bully:''] Hah! Nice try $name! You gonna cry now? Cry like a whiny baby! Cause that's what you are! A baby! That I punch! Well for what they lack in intelligence, they sure make up for in personality huh? You'd like to think that karma exists. Truth is this moron's gonna make like $12 Million in a crypto investment-firm hedge-fund the first year he drops out of college. Hey don't look now, though, but it looks like plots about to happen. [[Plot? I like plot.|hero page]]

(align:"=><=")+(box:"X=")[//''POW!! WHAM!! BOOM!!! WHAP!!! KABOOM!!!''//] You can't really see the fight scene that's currently going on from your position on the ground, but it sure sounds climactic! (text-colour:grey)[(and unnecessary to animate)] Eventually though a mysterious figure appears over you and helps you to your feet. <img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [dynamic lighting], masterpiece, _ s-3986057043_upscale.png"> (text-style:"underline","expand")[''Hero:''] Greetings Citizen! (text-colour:blue)[Uh... ] (text-style:"underline","expand")[''Hero:''] No need to thank me Sir! It's all a part of the job! Taking down Goons is a demanding job, but someone's gotta do it! You take a look at the smouldering crater behind her with the future hedge-manager currently curled up in a fetal position, and decide not to question providence. (text-colour:blue)[Thanks I guess...] (text-style:"underline","expand")[''Hero:''] No problem Citizen! (text-colour:blue)[Yeah, uh, my name's $name.] (text-style:"underline","expand")[''Hero:''] Nice to meet you $name! I'd tell you my name to be polite, but I must keep my identity a secret unfortunately, for your own protection I'm sure you understand. (text-colour:blue)[ ... No not really.] (text-style:"underline","expand")[''Hero:''] You look like someone whose been down on your luck. Unfortunately I have matters elsewhere, but I have a colleague I think you'd like to meet who could invert the misfortune you've been facing. She's kind of like a genie. But don't tell her I said that. (text-colour:blue)[Uh...] She produces a business card, slapping it into your hand alongside a hearty handshake. (text-style:"underline","expand")[''Hero:''] Now farewell $name! And remember-! Always use a form of birth control when engaging in coitus!!! Au revoir! With that she runs off, her generous assflesh jiggling with each step of her platform high-heels. You're left looking at the business card left in your hand. [[Two steps forward, three to the left.|Card]]

Well $name, tell me, you want a girlfriend? [[Yeah!]] [[No!]]

(align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[//'Two steps backwards, three steps to the left.'//] That's what it says on the card. As if it's some sort of business address. Now $name, you could ignore the card, and get on your with your day. Or you could engage your whimsy and follow its instructions. [[Whimsy better mean more anime babes.|Story]] [[Nah, I've had enough whimsy. Lemme off this ride.]]

//'Nyeh- I don wanna do all the b-o-r-i-n-g reading part' // Fine, fine, not like story matters anything, fine. I'm not mad. You're mad. [[Sheesh man.|Girlfriend Start]]

Okay fine then! I try to make something interesting for you, and all I get is backsass. You know I put a lot of thought and effort into this stuff? But fine. You want to play something that's not gotta a lot of boring //'reading'// or //'story'// then fine. Go ahead then. Go play minecraft or something. [[You know what? I think I WILL go play Minecraft.]] [[Alright! Alright! Fine, I'll play the story, happy?|Story]]

<img src="Girlfriend\_0fcfb51c-8aa3-411a-8291-b97c29a6b8a5.jpg"> Wait a minute, magic portal!? [[Magic Portal?]]

//A few years later...// <img src="Girlfriend\R (1).jpg"> Well it was a trying time, but you've managed to evolve, adapt, even thrive! You weren't really expecting to get sucked into a video-game Jumanji style, but after learning to adapt to eating pixelated food, things actually looked to be going up on the upswing! I mean- having to farm your own food, build your own house, and mine everything else is kind of just a list of chores you have to do given that it's your new reality. No internet. Most genres of music haven't been invented here. But hey- no taxes. That's something. The less said about your home-made sewage system the better though. And hey! You even managed to grab yourself a girlfriend! (align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting,]], blue sky, s-3046908157.png">] (text-style:"underline")[''Alex:''] $name! Stop reminiscing about life, and come fuck me with your bizaarely shaped humungous cock already baby~! Sharp angles are kind of an acquired taste. But hey there are worse things out there. Coulda been a horse girl. (text-style:"underline","smear","expand")[(align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[''*Minecraft Ending!*'']] [[I think I'd like to start over from the beginning though|Thank you!]] [[I think I'd like to start back at that mysterious business card|Card]]

You head back home, stuffing down your resentment from the days where it can simmer and boil like it always does. You walk past your mother who fruitlessly tries to ask about your day, trying to show a degree of human empathy, but you ignore it. Instead you go and lock yourself in your room, you close the curtains to minimize the ammount of sunlight you have to endure, and you boot up your game console of choice, inching up close to the tv to minimize the ammount of reality in your vision that you have to endure. [[Parental affection is Cringe and Gay, I wanna isolate myself with my negative emotions like a real man.]] [[Okay fine, I'll listen to my dumb mom and her dumb feelings.]]

You follow the directions on the mysterious card, not really sure what you're expecting. Two steps back, and then three to the left. However rather than end up where you were, your vision shifts. It's almost a sense of vertigo- your vision narrows until it's almost black, and when it reasserts itself, you're somewhere you've never been before. Gothic spires line the sky, making for an almost claustrophobic landscape. You feel the texture of the stone cobbles beneath your feet, the smells of smog and freshly fallen rain, the feel of the damp air on your skin, but still it feels unreal. Maybe somewhere in Europe you think to yourself. You hear a cough meant to draw your attention, and turn around, greeted by another strange sight. <img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, slight ani s-4085914374_upscale.png"> A... mixed race woman stands before you, (text-colour:grey)[(you think?)] looking at you expectantly. As if you're the one whose supposed to know what's going on. (text-colour:blue)[Uh... hi?] (text-style:"underline","expand")[''Supposed Genie:''] Greetings. (text-colour:blue)[There was a-] (text-style:"underline","expand")[''Supposed Genie:''] There is no need for explanations, I know why you are here. (text-colour:blue)[You... do...?] (text-style:"underline","expand")[''Supposed Genie:''] I have the power to invert your fortune. You need only tell me your hearts desire and it is in my power to grant it. Speak aloud your wish for me. [[Wish huh?]]

Great! You ready for an adventure then, $name? [[Allons-y! I love adventure!|Next Page]] [[I wanna skip the boring 'narrative' content and get straight to the sexy anime pics pls.|Skip Start]]

Uh, well... don't know what to tell you then. Was kinda building this thing around you wanting a girlfriend. [[I was kidding, I was just clicking the button to see what'd happen.|Yeah!]] [[I wasn't kidding. I'm actually attracted to men.]]

Alright, well... more power to you I guess. Here, lemme see if I can cook something up for you. [[Okay, I can wait.]]

(text-style:"fidget")[ [[... I'm waiting dude.]] ]

Hang on, alright! I'm having to move things around back here! [[Fine. But if you don't come up with something soon, I'm closing the tab and going on tik-tok so the Chinese can go farm my data.]]

Right... yeah, just gimme a minute... ... So hey, did you know that Darth Vader was meant to die at the end of the first Star Wars movie? It's true. George Lucas hadn't decided Darth Vader and Anakin Skywalker were the same guy yet. However he decided to have him live at the end as a potential teaser for a second film- which back then George Lucas thought he'd get to do in ten years by selling fan merch. Which- funny story about that. The only reason the studio greenlit Star Wars was because Stephen Spielberg was calling in a personal favor, and George Lucas agreed to give the studio the ENTIRE profit for the film, in exchange for him getting sole rights to all merchandising. And they chuckled, and told him 'heh, sure kid, like anyone makes money off of merchandising off of movies- how many posters you think you're gonna move for this thing?'. And then Star Wars made like a billion dollars and he had the rights to the entire franchise. Which is why George Lucas is the smartest man on the planet. [[The fuck does that have to do with anything?]]

Okay done! Here you go! [[This better be worth all the rigamarole.]]

<img src="Girlfriend\boyfriend.png"> Here you go! His names Dave. (text-style:"underline")[''Dave:''] //Hey $name.// He's a bad boy with a heart of gold. He's a cuddler, but he's also kind of a fitness nut, so you better like protein powder shakes. I hope you're into that sort of thing, I don't know how any of this is meant to work. (text-style:"underline","smear","expand")[(align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[''*Boyfriend Ending!*'']] [[Okay, that was neat. Lemme see what the other routes are like.|Next Page]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, slight ani s-4085914374_upscale.png"> (text-colour:black)+(bg:white)[(align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[''>Choices Matter in this Game<'' What you choose will have consequences for the story down the line. Think carefully about your options. ]] [[What if I refuse to make a choice?]] [[I wish for World Peace]] [[I wanna double world hunger.]] [[I want to have fuck with you.|I wanna double world hunger.]] [[I wish to fuck Elf girls]] [[I wish I had a girlfriend.]] [[Are you a genie?|But-!]] [[I wish I had a boyfriend|This better be worth all the rigamarole.]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, slight ani s-4085914374_upscale.png"> (text-style:"underline","expand")[''Supposed Genie:''] Unfortunately that's now how it works. Your wish must be borne of a selfish desire. (text-colour:blue)[Oh. That kinda sucks.] (text-style:"underline","expand")[''Supposed Genie:''] Tell me about it. [[Well in that case...|Wish huh?]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, slight ani s-4085914374_upscale.png"> (text-style:"underline","expand")[''Supposed Genie:''] Ha! No. (text-colour:blue)[But-] (text-style:"underline","expand")[''Supposed Genie:''] No. [[Well in that case...|Wish huh?]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, slight ani s-4085914374_upscale.png"> (text-style:"underline","expand")[''Supposed Genie:''] Very well, that is within my power to grant. (text-colour:blue)[Oh cool. Wait- are there any drawbacks to this?] (text-style:"underline","expand")[''Supposed Genie:''] You will get your hearts desire. However your misfortune is very high- to invert it may have unintended consequences. (text-colour:blue)[That doesn't sound good.] (text-style:"underline","expand")[''Supposed Genie:''] [You will get what you wished for. But you will then get it once more, and I lack the capacity to foresee what this will entail.] (text-colour:blue)[What is that going to look like then?] (text-style:"underline","expand")[''Supposed Genie:''] I literally just said I lack the capacity to foresee that. (text-colour:blue)[Oh.] (text-style:"underline","expand")[''Supposed Genie:''] Now begone from my realm, I have done all I can for you. [[Wait- how am I supposed to get a girlfriend?]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, slight ani s-4085914374_upscale.png"> (text-style:"underline","expand")[''Supposed Genie:''] Unfortunately that's beyond the scope of my powers. I'm sorry, there is nothing I can do for you. (text-colour:blue)[But-.] (text-style:"underline","expand")[''Supposed Genie:''] Begone from my realm. [[But-!]]

(align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(text-style:"rumble")[(text-style:"bold","shadow","expand")[''BEGONE!!! '']]] [[Whoa!]]

<img src="Girlfriend\_84e580fd-accc-4c09-913c-70a2c1826289.jpg"> You find yourself back home- or at least, somewhere nearby. You don't know whether to feel dissapointed or releived. You decide to consider yourself lucky- dealing with forces beyond your understanding, there's all manner of ways that interaction could have gone sideways. You might have a meager life, but it's yours you know? There's value in the safe and the familiar. People can too often be willing to throw that away for what's only imagined value. Perhaps life would be more peaceful if people learned to appreciate what the had, rather than lament what they don't? Perhaps the answers to lifes mysteries are actually within us, and oh my god TRUCK!!! [[Wait, what!?]]

<img src="Girlfriend\OIG2.jpg"> (text-style:"shudder")[(align:"=><=")+(box:"X=")[''* * BAM * *'']] [[So long cruel world!]]

//A few years later...// <img src="Girlfriend\_516bf649-3cbf-4715-b962-b27d7daa740c.jpg"> This is it! After countless trials spent adventuring, scavenging, crafting, making new friends and new enemies, you've come to the culmination of all your efforts! The King of the Fell Beasts has awoken, and has now scarred the land! You are already injured, with your gear on its verge of breaking. But you have faith in the prophecy- that you will be the hero that slays this monster! And save the companions that have come with you this far! [[I will face my destiny!]] [[Nah, I'mma dip instead.]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, slight ani s-4085914374_upscale.png"> (text-style:"underline","expand")[''Supposed Genie:''] It is too late now. The card you accepted holds magic power within it. If you do not use it, it may spiral out in irrational ways you cannot predict. (text-colour:blue)[Are you sure?] (text-style:"underline","expand")[''Supposed Genie:''] Yes. [[Well in that case...|Wish huh?]] [[No, I want to commit to the bit. I want to see what happens if I just stand here not making a choice.]]

//A few years later...// <img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting,]], 0.9__location backg s-1327026093.png"> You did it $name! You managed to save the world! It was dodgy there for a few moments, but you managed to slay the King of the Fell Beasts! It was a rough transition at first. No internet. No air conditioning. No indoor plumbing. Food can be kinda bland because most spices haven't been discovered in this universe. But you were able to make fast friends, dependable comrades, you navigated courtly intrigues, weathered tough campaigns, saw fantastic sights, and you managed to change the history of this world for the better! You may be immortalized in song and legend forever, but you managed to set yourself up with a cosy little retirement, waited on by servants in a private retreat- and you know what, if you ever get the urge for adventure again, you can always fire up the old airship, and go meet up with some of the boys. And hey- you even managed to snag yourself a girlfriend along the way! <img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting,]], 0.9__location backg s-975630480.png"> (text-style:"underline","expand")[''Princess Chandrilla:''] My Lord $name... come, let us return to our bed chambers. I wish for you to spear me with your Big Human Cock ravage me like the filthy knife-eared slut that I am. So I guess it all worked out then! (text-style:"underline","smear","expand")[(align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[''*Isekai Ending!*'']] [[This is nice. Still I wonder what would have been like if I made a different wish.|Wish huh?]] [[This is nice, but let me see things back from the beginning.|Thank you!]]

(align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(text-style:"rumble")[(text-style:"bold","shadow","expand")[''BEGONE!!! '']]] [[Whoa!|next page]]

<img src="Girlfriend\_84e580fd-accc-4c09-913c-70a2c1826289.jpg"> You find yourself back home- or at least, somewhere nearby. It was a very strange experience for sure. Still you don't know if this has been a dream, or a hallucination. Being in a familiar locale is comforting for you. You decide to head back home to decompress, maybe give your mom a hug while you're at it. [[Yeah that sounds nice.]]

(text-colour:grey)[By the way, I was lying about the choices matter thing earlier, I was doing a 'Bioshock Infinite' there, giving you the illusion that you have any sense of agency in a video-game before taking it away.] [[Oh you!|Girlfriend Start]]

Okay- just a forewarning that it might be a spoiler if you'd prefer to get surprised. [[Oh gotcha.|Title Page]] [[Don't care, didn't ask.]]

'' * Gyaru Ending (TBD) * Ganguro Ending (TBD) * Bimbo Ending (TBD) * Goth Ending (TBD) * Clown Ending (TBD) * MILF Ending * Aunt Ending * Blueballs Ending * Boyfriend Ending * Minecraft Ending * Isekai Ending * Pony Ending * Good Ending * Bad Ending * Retro Ending * Game of Thrones Ending * Femboy Ending * Bitch Ending * Loli Ending * Horror Ending (TBD) * Gangster Ending (TBD) * Archaeology Ending (TBD) * Breakup Ending * Secret Route'' [[Gotcha.|Title Page]]

<img src="Girlfriend\_e012e20e-e77d-4767-bce3-bd8f6b315969.jpg"> At last you've reached your long sought moment of reprieve. Instead you go and lock yourself in your room, you close the curtains to minimize the ammount of sunlight you have to endure, like the burgeoning Incel that you are. You need to burn off the contempt and frustration from the day, isolating yourself from any and all normal human beings so you can properly stew. [[Boot up the old fashioned internet machine.]] [[Minecraft! Minecraft!|Except...]] [[Oh hey! There's a retro-game sale on Steam!]]

Oh well, gotta hop on that real quick! After all everything was inherently better in the past. Browsing through the various store pages, you quickly collect a bounty of classic retro games, promising tales of comfort, companionship, thrilling narratives and adventure. All that's left is to complete your purchase. [[Except...|Retro]]

[(b4r:"solid")+(b4r-colour:grey)[<img src="Girlfriend\Screenshot 2025-12-23 012615.jpg" width="1000" height="600">]] Whelp where the rest of humanity fails you, at least the internet will always be there to reaffirm your personal grievances. This will surely have no negative effects on your psychological development. Well let's get straight to blaming all of your problems on society. That's surely only going to negatively affect people who aren't you. [[Yeah! Fuck you society!]]

(text-style:"italic")[A few years later...] Well things have started to look on the up and up. I mean, you're still a loser nerd without a girlfriend, but at least you found a community of like-minded cohorts with whom you were able to comiserate with. <img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, 2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.5__dyna s-3030900963.png" width="1000" height="800"> (text-style:"underline")[''Parker:''] Babe? Babe! $name! (text-colour:blue)[Huh?] (text-style:"underline")[''Parker:''] Were you spacing out again Babe. I hate it when you do that, wistfulness like that is pussy-beta behavior. (text-colour:blue)[You know, I don't like it when you call me names like that.] (text-style:"underline")[''Parker:''] Oh geeze, what you gonna do cry about it like a woman? (text-colour:blue)[Whatever. Hey, did you have to be... in costume today?] (text-style:"underline")[''Parker:''] I told you babe, it's for a Young Conservative's conference. (text-colour:blue)[Yeah, it's just I'm worried that people are staring.] (text-style:"underline")[''Parker:''] Oh what, has the woke-mind-virus started affecting you too? It's just a fucking joke. (text-colour:blue)[No! Geeze. I'm just saying it's... daring to be wearing that in public.] (text-style:"underline")[''Parker:''] You know I remember you not complaining that I was wearing this last night when we- [[Not so loud okay!]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, 2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.5__dyna s-3030900963.png" width="1000" height="800"> (text-style:"underline")[''Parker:''] Whatever man. Point being is you're a massive fucking pussy. You need to learn how to man the fuck up and stop being a cuck. (text-colour:blue)[Yeah yeah whatever. How long do you think your conference is gonna take?] (text-style:"underline")[''Parker:''] I don't know, why are you giving me the third degree? Six hours maybe? (text-colour:blue)[Six hours? Am I supposed to wait for that long?] (text-style:"underline")[''Parker:''] Uh yeah? You're my ride dude. Besides, I managed to get a speaking role. I get to talk about how the Globalist Elites weaponized Communism to trick women and minorities into wanting civil rights. I just hope I don't run into any more Fag's trying to hook up on Grindr, I swear there are more and more of them every year. (text-colour:blue)[Okay, just... tell me you're not gonna start ranting about World War 2 unprompted again?] (text-style:"underline")[''Parker:''] No promises! Well it's an unconventional journey, with an unconventional end. I'm sure there's some sort of message to be had here, but I'm one of those narrators that's not allowed to get political for fear of offending anyone, and so can't render any sort of moral judgements on the story or elements within it. After all, not offending people is the single most important aspect of out society. I mean- unless they're the parts of society that don't count. So uh... remember to brush your teeth! (text-style:"underline","smear","expand")[(align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[''*Femboy Ending!*'']] [[Well this has certainly given me a lot to think about. But let me see everything from the top|Yeah!]]. [[Well this has certainly given me a lot ot think about. But let me see things again from that card thingie.|Card]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, 2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.5__dyna s-950480100.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Mom:] Honey, are you okay? (text-colour:blue)[No Mom, do I look okay?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Mom:] Oh I'm sorry Honey, do you want to talk about it? (text-colour:blue)[No...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Mom:] Okay... I just... I feel like we don't talk or hang out as much as we used to... what do you say to just hanging out on the couch today? We could watch Game of Thrones? And I'll cook you all your favorite food! //[[Whatever, Mom.]]//

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, 2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.5__dyna s-260053963.png"> (text-style:"underline")[''Mom:''] Would you mind if I gave you a massage Honey? You really need a supportive woman at your side to make you feel better on days like this. (text-colour:blue)[Uh, Mom-] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Mom:] Oh right let me set up the tv! It's been too long since you and I have gotten to cuddle on the couch, I don't know what it is, but there's something just cozy about medieval fantasy that is great for holding on to my most favorite man in the world. (text-colour:blue)[Hey Mom-] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Mom:] You're right! Before we start I should get into something more appropriate, give me just one second! [[Well this has certainly taken a turn.]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, 2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.5__dyna s-2096895892.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Mom:] There we go Master! Now I can serve you properly! Are there any other services you would like for me to perform, or would you prefer we start watching the television? I'm really looking forward to all the gratuitous sex scenes. Well it's not quite the outcome you were looking for, but I think there's a valuable lesson to be had here- which is that companionship and loving relationships are their own reward. Maybe we should be less focused on the milestone of getting a girlfriend, and feeling lesser than for failing to obtain it, and instead find happiness with the relationships we already have, and focus on developing those. (text-style:"underline","smear","expand")[(align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[''*Game of Thrones Ending!*'']] [[Creepy Incest is nice, but let me get another go around to see the other potential outcomes.|Yeah!]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting,]], 0.9__location backg s-2849323252.png"> You set aside your damaged armor as you face down the King of the Fell Beasts. Here at the worlds edge, it is time to fulfill your destiny! It all comes down to the next blow as you brace yourself for- one ''last'' //''final''// (text-style:"bold","smear","expand")+(text-colour:navy)[[ ATTACK!!! ]]

What? C'mon man! This is destiny we're talking about!!! (text-colour:blue)[But it sounds scary!] //Ew- it sounds weawy scawy- and I'm a big baby!!!// That's you. That's what you sound like. Dude. Buck the fuck up. You died once already, what's the worst that's going to happen? [[Fine...|I will face my destiny!]] [[No! Find someone else to kill the big evil dragon thing!]]

It's not //'some dragon'// it's the King of the Fell Beasts! Were you not paying attention? You know, the the ancient evil that you were brought to this dimension to fight at the prophesized end-times? (text-colour:blue)[I don't care.] You ever stop to think what the world would be like if everyone had that same attitude? (text-colour:blue)[No.] Fine! Not like I can stop you. Whiny-ass pissbaby. I hope you're happy with yourself. [[I am!]]

<img src="Girlfriend\_a6a44d48-96ed-4fe0-a5d0-7c1ff78dc984.jpg"> You contemplate your failures as a hero, and as a human being, as you flee the battlefield, leaving your party to their fates (text-colour:grey)[(I can't believe you did that man, those dudes trusted you)], and ponder your legacy as a pathetic and honorless coward. (text-colour:blue)[Dude enough with the guilt-tripping!] Well what do you want with me? I had a whole storyline setup! Drama! Romance! Epic-Anime Action! And you spat on it. Apparantly a life of adventure and romance wasn't worth the effort of actually obtaining it and- wait, is that a truck? [[Truck?]]

<img src="Girlfriend\OIG2.jpg"> (text-style:"shudder")[(align:"=><=")+(box:"X=")[''* * BAM * *'']] [[WAIT AGAIN!?]]

//Some years later...// <img src="Girlfriend\Distance_view_of_Ponyville_and_mountainside_S7E6.png"> Well it's been a strange journey- you've had to relearn many new skills in this world. It's not all downsides though- the food is actually decent in this dimension, and most of its inhabitants are pretty friendly! Still in some ways it was a rougher readjustment than your first go around. Not as many stock tropes for you to lean into. Of course you appearance in this dimension caused quite a stir- you were put under government quarantine for a bit. Even though you were released, they still keep tabs on you in a few ways... <img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, masterpiece, location background, slight e s-1524637033.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Twilight Sparkle:] $name~ it's time for your daily semen extraction~ (text-colour:blue)[Yes dear...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Twilight Sparkle:] The Princesses tasked me with studying your bizaare human biology, and there's so much to learn~! At least you snagged yourself a girlfriend! And at least in this dimension nobody will judge you for being a furry. (text-style:"underline","smear","expand")[(align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[''*Pony Ending!*'']] [[I'm all for the power of friendship, but let me try another wish.|Card]] [[I'm all for the power of friendship, but let me try another go around.|Thank you!]]

<img src="Girlfriend\girlfriend.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hey $name! Thanks for waiting for me! Hey, when we get back to my place, you want to paint some more figurines? (text-colour:blue)[Uh y-yeah s-sure, that sounds awesome! For realsies!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Great! I gotta bunch of new mini's for my Dark Eldar Army that I think are gonna look awesome! Dear god, did you just say 'for realsies' unironically? [[N-No! Shut up]]

<img src="Girlfriend\girlfriend.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] -but I think my favorite are the Wych Cults, because I think the idea of dark-elf gladiator-assassins is just awesome! Oh shit, you were tuning her out! Quick! Nod your head and make it look like you were paying attention! [[Okay, nodding, I'm nodding!]]

<img src="Girlfriend\girlfriend.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Well... we've been dating awhile... and I've been wondering... This is not a drill! This is not a drill! (text-colour:blue)[W-wondering about what?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I wonder if I'm a good enough girlfriend for you... [[Huh?|girlfriend 1]]

<img src="Girlfriend\girlfriend.png"> Whew! Crisis averted! Stay cool $name, you aren't out of the woods yet, you can still fuck this up. (text-colour:blue)[But I'm not cool!] Yeah I know that, $name! It's called acting! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I just feel like there are like, so many more cooler, or interesting, or sexier girls out there, you know? And I feel like I'm as flat as a 2d anime girl png... (text-colour:blue)[No way, I think you're the best!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Really? Well, what would you say is your favorite thing about me? [[Uh...|girlfriend 2]]

Alright man, don't fuck this up. You got this! I have faith in you! You gotta think very carefully about how you handle this, but not too careful- cause you should probably think of an answer quick, cause staring blankly into space without giving an answer is probably gonna make her think you're some kind weirdo! <img src="Girlfriend\girlfriend.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] $name? Ah shit, um, uh-! [[I like how fashionable you are.|gyaru 1]] [[I like your dark sense of style.|ganguro 1]] [[I like your sharp sense of wit.|goth 1]] [[I like how big your personality is.|bimbo 1]] [[I like your colorful sense of humor.|clown 1]] [[Change the subject!!!]] [[I CAN'T MAKE DECISIONS!!! RUN!!!|bonus 1]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, masterpiece, location background, s-390940990.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Oi! $name you fuckwad! Oh no! It's one of your many school bullies looking to pound you! I bet awkward social dynamics with your girlfriend aren't looking so bad for you right now are they? (text-colour:blue)[Wait, one of my school bullies is a girl? How does that work.] C'mon dude. Look at yourself. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] What's my favorite little dweeb running away from so fast? [[Uh- uh Lindsay! H-hey!|bully 2]]

Did you remember to look both ways? (text-colour:blue)[Dude! Get off my case!!!] Oh what, you're too good for basic road safety? (text-colour:blue)[I've had a stressful day alright!] I'm just saying, there's no reason not to be mindful of your surroundings. (text-colour:blue)[I'm kind of focused on other things right now!!!] Truck. (text-colour:blue)[What?] Truck!!! [[Uh-|Wait, what!?]]

<img src="Girlfriend\_56337f00-7abd-462b-bea0-fa760381b246.jpg"> (text-style:"shudder")[(align:"=><=")+(box:"X=")[''*WHOOOSH *'']] Whoa! Close one there buddy! (text-colour:blue)[Yeah fuck you too.] Okay I could do with some less hostility here. (text-colour:blue)[You're one to talk! You almost went and killed me off with a truck!] Alright there, I did not just try to //'kill you off with a truck'//, excuse you. You vastly overestimate both the extent and the application of my authorial intent here. (text-colour:blue)[Come off it, you're the one pulling all the strings here. If I get hit by a truck, or I //almost// get hit by a truck, it's cause you wanted it that way!] Look $name, this here is an interactive medium alright? That means that occasionally things are gonna veer off in ways I'm unable to predict, you can't hold me accountable for every single little bad thing that happens because of the decisions that you make. You're like one of those guys that thinks 'freedom of speech' means that it's censorship to arrest people for making bomb threats. (text-colour:blue)[Didn't you say something earlier about this being like Bioshock Infinite where choices in video-games are all just an illusion given to the player on the part of the developer?] ... HOLY SHIT WATCH OUT TRUCK!!! [[TRUCK!?!?]]

<img src="Girlfriend\_0fcfb51c-8aa3-411a-8291-b97c29a6b8a5.jpg"> Wait a minute, magic portal!? [[Magic Portal?|Retro 2]]

<img src="Girlfriend\2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic li s-3018404443.png"> (text-colour:blue)[Wait! What's this!?] It seems somehow you've been transported into the video game world! (text-colour:blue)[Valve you've done it again!] Well, let's not celebrate too quickly. Surely this world comes with it's own dangers and troubles. And you're going to have to muster all your pluck and wits in order to master them. What's the first thing you're gonna do? [[Grind to level 100]] [[Speedrun straight to the final boss.]]

//A few years later...// <img src="Girlfriend\2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic li s-2730283087.png"> Okay so //that// adventure completely failed. I mean what were you thinking. You're just a dude. You don't have any superpowers. Like do you know how heavy a sword is? Those things weren't made out of cardboard! They're really heavy! That's kind of the point of them! You're lucky you only ended up getting mauled by wolves a couple of times. How you actually got to the boss room was pretty much solely by abusing a bunch of world collision glitches. You're really lucky the final boss thought you were pathetic enough to keep as a pet. <img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, 2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.5__dyna s-1377401799.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Demon Queen:] Bring out the royal meat-dildo! (text-colour:blue)[Here...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Demon Queen:] There you are! I find myself in a state of ennui and am in need of companionship. Total world domination has proven itself very boring. The elves practically prostrate themselves in front of our armies whenever they arrive now. It takes all the fun out of it. (text-colour:blue)[I'm sorry to hear that.] (text-style:"underline")[Demon Queen:] First we shall cuddle! And afterwards you shall tell me tell me more stories about these 'memes' of yours, I find them amusing. Especially the ones about the cats! (text-colour:blue)[Yes dear...] Well there are worse things in life. I guess she technically counts as a girlfriend. And outside of needing to wear a pet collar and... other accessories you pretty much have free run of the place. I mean, when you consider the alternative is having to earn a paycheck for a living, it's more positives than negatives. Shame about the literal demons roaming the countryside though. (text-style:"underline","smear","expand")[(align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[''*Bad Ending!*'']] [[I think I've learned a lot today. But let's see how this adventure might have turned out if I made different choices.|Yeah!]]

//A few years later...// <img src="Girlfriend\_2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic l s-3355250981.png"> Well it's been a few years since you ended up in this strange new world, but thankfully your knowledge of old video-games have allowed you to succeed in this world of might and magic. As you always knew would happen one day. I mean it took a while. Like seriously you could have gone easy on the grinding. Like seriously, it's enough time when you're in a video-game and time doesn't move and you have fast-travel and stuff, but getting to level 100 in real time in the starting area? Let's just say there's a lot of controversy about how long you to took to get to the final boss. Still, all that's over, and you get to bask in your achievements and rest on your laurels with the favor of priests and kings at your call. And hey, you even got a girlfriend! <img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, 2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.5__dyna s-721634902.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Princess Al-Lucindra:] Good tidings my Lord! Would you enjoy ravaging my supple Elven body for the sake of your pleasure? She's quirky cause she was the secret member of the party you needed to beat the Bonus Dungeon for, but hey she's still a Princess, and has a massive rack. So uh... good for you then! (text-style:"underline","smear","expand")[(align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[''*Good Ending!*'']] [[I think I've learned a lot today. But let's see how this adventure might have turned out if I made different choices.|Yeah!]]

<img src="Girlfriend\OIG2.jpg"> (text-style:"shudder")[(align:"=><=")+(box:"X=")[''* * BAM * *'']] [[This is starting to get contrived!!!]]

//Some years later...// <img src="Girlfriend\_d5a5eb66-63e6-4108-9468-f34d6f5e8646.jpg"> Whelp that truck must have been one of those Chinese Isekai trucks or something, cause instead of getting sent to a medieval fantasy, you just got sent to the boring real and not even that distant past. I mean- maybe it's an alternate timeline version of the past where Jimmy Carter's a Lich who is gonna use black magic to save the welfare state or something like that, but I wouldn't keep my hopes up. Still though- it's a good thing you've brushed up on your economics history and can abuse your knowledge of the future to make easy stock investments that pay extreme dividends allowing you to live out a different kind of fantasy- being a rich asshole. I mean there are some drawbacks to living in the past. Way fewer video-games. No internet. And you still don't know what you are meant to do with yourself when your phone can't connect to social media or the internet. Or can fit in your pocket. Not to mention you know it's pretty much ALL downhill from here, and you're probably just gonna turn into one of those reactionary boomers that's responsible for the downfall of western civilization. But hey at least your horde of easy cash has landed you a girlfriend. <img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, 2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.5__dyna s-3410262487.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Natsu Nakamura:] Hey there babe! You ready to go to the mall? I was thinking afterwards we could go to the adult video store and pick up a porno on physical media that we can watch while we fuck later! This probably isn't gonna result in any sort of weird grandfather paradox. Probably. (text-style:"underline","smear","expand")[(align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[''*Retro Ending!*'']] [[Pornography on physical media is great, but let me see what some of the other routes could have been|girlfriend 2]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, masterpiece, location background, s-390940990.png"> (text-style:"underline")[''Lindsay:''] Uh-uh Lindsay uh-uh speak clearly you tard! (text-colour:blue)[I don't think that's a very PC-thing to say Lindsay.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Oh like I give a F- uh... uh............ (text-colour:blue)[Uh...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] ................................................. [[Uh, Lindsay?|bully 3]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, masterpiece, location background, s-4229178424.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] .... Like I give a Fuck! (text-colour:blue)[Uh Lindsay!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] You caught me in a bad mood twerp! And you're gonna pay for it! [[Oh no!|bully 4]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, masterpiece, location background, s-272497811.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] That's right- you're gonna take me shopping! Uh- (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Quick standing around and moaning like you got downs-syndrome tard. [[You're not gonna beat me up or anything like that?|bully 5]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, masterpiece, location background, s-1006087507.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] I only beat the cute ones if they piss me off, so I'd shat your yapper if I was you. (text-colour:blue)[W-w-wait! I think something is going on, here! A-Also I was just talking to my girlfriend earlier and-] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Fuck that bitch! You're coming with me nerd! You really want to play the girlfriend card after you pussied out so hard like that? [[Shut up Narrator, I'm scaroused!|bully 6]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, masterpiece, location background, s-2227240134.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Alright fucktoy, take out your wallet, and keep within grabbing distance. I don't want some harpy poaching you, and I need a sexy new set of underwear for later... (text-colour:blue)[Do I have to? I work a part-time minimum wage labor entry-level job, and I gotta save all my money for online-gambling- I mean lootboxes in videogames.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Did I ask for your opinion? (text-colour:blue)[... Strictly speaking no.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Then fork over the wallet! [[Oh come on, what for!|bully 7]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, masterpiece, location background, s-619002200.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] I told you, a nice set of slutwear for //later...// (text-colour:blue)[The fact that's in italics scarouses me further.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Quit you're whining bitchy mctwinkpants. I got //better// plans for what I can use your mouth for, and you don't want to be giving me //more// ideas... [[Okay seriously italics are bad news!|bully 8]]

<img src="Girlfriend\girlfriend.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] $name! There you are! I was worried about you after you ran off like that! (text-colour:blue)[Oh shit! Kasumi!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Hey- who's this bitch? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Excuse me? I'm $name's girlfriend! And- and I don't like the way you're hovering over him like s-so step off! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Hah! Well I got news for you bitch, 0's not your boyfriend any more, cause he's my new meat-dildo! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] H-huh!? [[W-Wait, don't I get a say in this?|bully 9]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic lighting__, loca s-1521090341.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Shut up! Meat-Dildo's don't get an opinion on things! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] W-Wait! What are you doing to $name!? (text-colour:blue)[W-Whoa! Hey! Those are my clothes! This is in public!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Shut up you damn cock-tease! Don't act like you don't want it! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] H-Hey! L-Lay your hands off him okay? T-that's not how you should treat someone. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] And what are you gonna do about it bitch!? You gonna try something? Huh? Or you just gonna stand there like a useless bitch and cry about it? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I-I uh... (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Yeah, that's what I thought, you should just stand there and watch while a REAL woman fucks your boyfriend! [[Ayiii~! I'm too weak to stop this uber-bitch from sexually violating me~!|bully 10]]

Don't you worry $name! If NTR Doujins have taught me anything, it's that the primary focus shouldn't be on the sexy people having sex, but instead it needs to be on the person who is bawling their eyes out and having their life ruined and shattered before them! So instead of showing you any pictures of you having sex with a bitchy goth muscle-babe, we're gonna keep the focus on your girlfriend getting emotionally destroyed as she experiences roiling feelings of inadequacy! [[Good. That is indeed the primary reason I jack off to NTR doujins, as opposed to normal vanilla stuff that doesn't have that shit.|bully 11]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic lighting__, loca s-1522169283.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Hah! Look at your pathetic slut of a boyfriend! (text-colour:blue)[Ooooh~~~!!!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:]Didn't take much to break him now did it!? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:]It- it's not true is it $name? You-you don't really like it that much right? (text-colour:blue)[I-I can't Kasumi! Her pussy is just tooooo deep~!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] See! Toldya already bitch, he ain't your boyfriend now he's my fucken' meat-dildo! (text-colour:blue)[I-I'm sorry Kasumi! I'm her meat-dildo now! Y-your vagina just isn't deep enough for me any more~!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] N-No, $name... (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Hah! Look! She's crying! She's so pathetic! [[P-Pathetic, ooh~!|bully 12]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic lighting__, loca s-951586190.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:]// #crying#// Eh-hueh... (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Hah-hah! And now your bitch 'girlfriend' is jilling off watching her own boyfriend get fucked by a badder bitch with a deeper pussy than her! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] //#crying#// Waaah... waaah... hmmm! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Broken already! Just like her slut of a boyfriend! (text-colour:blue)[Ooooooh~~~!!!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] You gonna cum watching your boyfriend taken away from you!? You gonna cum to how much of a failure of a woman you are!? Why don't you cum while I fuck your stupid boyfriends brains out and make him mine for the rest of his life? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi: ]//#crying and orgasming#// Aaaaaah~! [[Ooooooh~! I'm losing to big pussy!!!|bully 13]]

(text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] ... (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Hah! Guess her brain went and got cooked, stupid cunt. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi: ]... (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Hehehehehe... Tell you what, since you like jilling off to getting cucked so much, how about I let you follow me around so you can watch me fuck my meat-dildo some more? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] ... //#nod#// (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] HAH! [[I'm... I'm sorry Kasumi... I'm her man now... I could never go back to your shallow pussy after this...|bully 14]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic lighting__, loca s-2180981695.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Alright then, follow me bitches. (text-colour:blue)[Wh-where are we going?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] You ain't got shit in your wallet, so you're gonna make me money getting fucked by deep-pussy bitches like the slut you are while your pathetic former girlfriend films for us. (text-colour:blue)[Oh, okay, well I am a slut now, so I guess that's how it works.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Damn right slut. Whelp, it looks like alls well that ends well. You still have a Girlfriend (text-colour:grey)[(I think)], and hey at least you're not working minimum wage anymore! I mean shame that you didn't get to paint those Warhammer mini's, but I guess life has its ups and downs, and that's an important life lesson. Anyway, hope you found all that emotional torment sexy. (text-style:"underline","smear","expand")[(align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[''*NTR Ending!*'']] [[Emotional torment sure is neat. But let me see what things would have been like if I was less of a pussy.|girlfriend 2]] [[Emotional torment sure is neat. But let me see the whole adventure back from the top.|Thank you!]]

<img src="Girlfriend\confused gf.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hm? Bold move there $name, but what are you gonna do now? [[Hey look is that a cat!]] [[Oh hey is that Lindsay over there?]] [[Hey I think I see Macie over there!]] [[Hey you wanna check out a movie?|movie 1]] [[... I didn't think of anything I should say...|glitch 1]] [[RUN AWAY!!!!|bonus 1]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, masterpiece, location background, s-390940990.png"> This is Lindsay. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Oi bitch! One of your many bullies. (text-colour:blue)[Wait one of my bullies is a girl? ] $name. Come on. (text-colour:blue)[Wait, what do I do now that she's here? ] What are you looking at me for!? I'm just the Narrator. I'm not responsible for every single one of your poor life decisions. [[Shit.|Bitch 1]]

(text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Huh? <img src="Girlfriend\2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic li s-1187346300.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Cat:] Meow. (text-colour:blue)[Yep! That sure is a cat isn't it? ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Uh yeah. What about it? ... [[I want to fuck that cat.|Cat 1]] [[Nothing nevermind.|Change the subject!!!]]

<img src="Girlfriend\girlfriend.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Really? (text-colour:blue)[... yes.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I don't particularly feel sharp though... (text-colour:blue)[Uh...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] But you're my boyfriend, and I should have faith in you, so I believe you. Thanks! (text-colour:blue)[No problem!] Wow, I had no faith in you, great job! (text-colour:blue)[Hey!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Anyway, I'm sorry for being weird, let's hurry up, we still got mini's to paint! [[Right!|goth 2]]

<img src="Girlfriend\girlfriend.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Really? (text-colour:blue)[... yes.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I don't particularly feel funny though... (text-colour:blue)[Uh...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] But you're my boyfriend, and I should have faith in you, so I believe you. Thanks! (text-colour:blue)[No problem!] Wow, I had no faith in you, great job! (text-colour:blue)[Hey!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Anyway, I'm sorry for being weird, let's hurry up, we still got mini's to paint! [[Right!|clown 2]]

<img src="Girlfriend\girlfriend.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Really? (text-colour:blue)[... yes.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I don't particularly feel personable though... (text-colour:blue)[Uh...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] But you're my boyfriend, and I should have faith in you, so I believe you. Thanks! (text-colour:blue)[No problem!] Wow, I had no faith in you, great job! (text-colour:blue)[Hey!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Anyway, I'm sorry for being weird, let's hurry up, we still got mini's to paint! [[Right!|bimbo 2]]

<img src="Girlfriend\girlfriend.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Really? (text-colour:blue)[... yes.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I don't particularly feel fashionable though... (text-colour:blue)[Uh...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] But you're my boyfriend, and I should have faith in you, so I believe you. Thanks! (text-colour:blue)[No problem!] Wow, I had no faith in you, great job! (text-colour:blue)[Hey!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Anyway, I'm sorry for being weird, let's hurry up, we still got mini's to paint! [[Right!|gyaru 2]]

<img src="Girlfriend\girlfriend.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Really? (text-colour:blue)[... yes.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I don't particularly feel stylish though... (text-colour:blue)[Uh...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] But you're my boyfriend, and I should have faith in you, so I believe you. Thanks! (text-colour:blue)[No problem!] Wow, I had no faith in you, great job! (text-colour:blue)[Hey!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Anyway, I'm sorry for being weird, let's hurry up, we still got mini's to paint! [[Right!|ganguro 2]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic lighting__, loca s-1521090341.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] WHAT!? (text-colour:blue)[Wait- I meant- ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] How could you //SAY// something like //that!? // (text-colour:blue)[I-I was just saying that as a meme! I swear! ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Relationship //over!!!// (text-colour:blue)[NOOOOOOOOO!!!!] Whelp you really screwed the pooch on that one there buddy! Er- maybe that's not an apt metaphor for this situation. Whelp nothing you can do now buddy, you useless, useless failure. (text-style:"underline","smear","expand")[(align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[''*Breakup Ending!*'']]

$name! Man the fuck up right now!!! (text-colour:blue)[I can't! I'm a nerdy loser who can't talk to women!] Whelp- you can't go back now $name, so you gotta figure where the fuck you go to from here. (text-colour:blue)[Uh- uh-uh shit, um uh-] [[Head home and sulk like a bitch.|You know what? I think I WILL go play Minecraft.]] [[Just run down the road, who cares?]] [[*stop to look both ways first*]] [[I can't think of anything worse than what's going on here right now, anywhere will be better.|bully 1]]

<img src="Girlfriend\confused gf.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Huh? A movie? (text-colour:blue)[Yeah! A movie! Sometimes referred to as a motion picture, a work of visual art that simulates experiences or otherwise communicates ideas, stories, perceptions, emotions, or atmosphere through the use of moving images, generally synchronized with sound since the 1930's, sometimes incorporating other sensory stimuli.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Uh- (text-colour:blue)[Comprising a series of individual frames taken by a camera, when they are shown in rapid succession the illusion of motion is given, thanks to a a phenomena known as the persistence of vision, wherein the eye retains a visual image for a fraction of a second after the source has been removed. ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] ... (text-colour:blue)[One of those. You wanna watch one? ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Uh... sure $name... if you want to. [[Great!|movie 2]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, 0.9__dynamic lighting, location background__, s-1716601065.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Huh? [[Uh...?|clown 3]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, 0.9__dynamic lighting, location background__, s-1716601065.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Huh? [[Uh...?|gyaru 3]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, 0.9__dynamic lighting, location background__, s-1716601065.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Huh? [[Uh...?|ganguro 3]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, 0.9__dynamic lighting, location background__, s-1716601065.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Huh? [[Uh...?|goth 3]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, 0.9__dynamic lighting, location background__, s-1716601065.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Huh? [[Uh...?|bimbo 3]]

<img src="Girlfriend\girlfriend.png"> (text-colour:blue)[Uh, what was that?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] What was what? (text-colour:blue)[Those... sparkle thingies?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hm? (text-colour:blue)[Nevermind...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Alright. Hey, check out this funny meme I saved on my phone for you! [[Sure!|bimbo 4]]

<img src="Girlfriend\OIP.png"> [[Huh, that is pretty funny.|clown 5]]

<img src="Girlfriend\aGyxpdZ_700b.png"> [[Huh, that is pretty funny.|bimbo 5]]

<img src="Girlfriend\e9f89018b609a561e60719b6a0aeeb95.jpg"> [[Huh, that is pretty funny.|goth 5]]

<img src="Girlfriend\OIP1.png"> [[Huh, that is pretty funny.|ganguro 5]]

<img src="Girlfriend\5f8f1811dbc78.jpeg"> [[Huh, that is pretty funny.|gyaru 5]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, 2__very detailed__, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic lighting__, s-4030573308.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I'm glad you liked it! (text-colour:blue)[Uh...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Something the matter doll? (text-colour:blue)[Is it me, or are you looking...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] What? (text-colour:blue)[Uh...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hm? (text-colour:blue)[You know what, nevermind.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Golly $name! You've been out of it like a balloon with a loose knot! [[Yeah I guess so...|clown 6]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting,]], location background s-1427069357.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I'm glad you liked it! (text-colour:blue)[Uh...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Something the matter babe? (text-colour:blue)[Is it me, or are you looking...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] What? (text-colour:blue)[Uh...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hm? (text-colour:blue)[You know what, nevermind.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Gosh $name! You've been, like, totally out of it today! [[Yeah I guess so...|bimbo 6]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting,]], location background s-1427069357.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hey, $name... (text-colour:blue)[Uh, yeah?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I was rethinking what you were saying earlier, about me having personality? (text-colour:blue)[Uh-huh...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Well I guess I was rethinking my perspective, I guess I do have a big personality to myself. And I feel like I've been able to express myself more since I've met you. (text-colour:blue)[Uh- narrator, should I say something now?] No. No you shouldn't. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Oh hey, it's Macie! Let's go say hi real quick! [[Oh hi Macie|bimbo 7]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, masterpiece, location background, s-1867115971.png"> This is Macie. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Hi $name, hi Kasumi! Your girlfriend tutors her in math. She's part of a 'Big Sisters' program where she helps her out at school, and acts as a role model for the girl. It's actually got a rather sweet back-story, but we're trying to jack off here, so we'll skip over the boring parts. Kasumi: Hey there Macie! Me and my boyfriend were just heading to my place to paint some Warhammer mini's! And probably do some over the clothes stuff too. (text-colour:blue)[Huh?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Kasumi! You're so naughty! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hee-hee! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] You better be careful, my mom hear's you say that kind of stuff, you'd get in big trouble! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hey there, I'm a grown girl, I have every right to fool around with my cutie-pie boyfriend. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Yeah sure, but I don't think my mom sees it that way. She already thinks you're a bad influence on me. And I don't want to risk losing my favorite tutor! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] What do you mean, your mom loves me! [[Hey uh, guys?|bimbo 8]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, 2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.5__dyna s-664270233.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Yeah, just my Mom can be kind of a stuck-up slut, you know? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] He-he, well it's not my fault that I've got so much personality with a big-dick boyfriend! (text-colour:blue)[Uh-] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Gosh Kasumi! Now you're making me jellie! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Sorry~ no sharing, he's my boyfriend after all, unless... (text-colour:blue)[So hey what about them Warhammer Mini's then!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Oh! Sorry Macie! We got a date after all, I'll catch up with you later! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Okay, see ya later Kasumi! But hey, the magic word is fuckdoll~! [[Uh-huh sure uh-huh..|bimbo 9]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting,]], location background s-3782967230.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I'm glad you're finally get to see my place, you know no-one believed that I was able to get myself a boyfriend! Since I can be kinda shy and nerdy- um... (text-colour:blue)[You okay?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Sorry, I was saying that since I'm so bubbly and eager, that I can be a bit much for a lot of boys. Not all of them are as// brave// as you are. (text-colour:blue)[Oh, n-no prob! Like I said, I uh, kinda like that about you.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] C'mon bae, save the sweet talk for later~ For when we're painting mini's. (text-colour:blue)[Will do!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] And doing... other stuff... (text-colour:blue)[Uh, what stuff?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Oh look, it's my Mom on her way to work, let's say hi real quick! [[Your mom? Uh, sure...|bimbo 11]]

<img src="Girlfriend\_highest quality, 2__very detailed__, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic lighting__, loca s-1499551543.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] Oh, Kasumi, $name! I'm glad I got to see you before heading to the Concerned Parents Association Meeting. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hey Mom! Me and $name were probably gonna head up to my room and paint some mini-figs. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] Oh that's nice, I'm glad you two share the same interests and hobbies. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] ~Teehee You think that you're gonna have as much //fun// as we will? [[I mean probably not// that// much fun|bimbo 12]]

<img src="Girlfriend\_highest quality, 2__very detailed__, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic lighting__, loca s-3966550719.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] Oh I wish, I have some heavy packages I'm going to have to carry over there, and my back's been hurting, so I might just collapse onto the first big studly- I mean sturdy thing I find. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Oh man that sucks Mom! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] That's why I envy you Kasumi, you got a big strong hunky boyfriend to take care of //all// your needs for you. [[Uh, yeah, sorry about that there...|bimbo 13]] [[Well, maybe I can help...|milf 1]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, 2__very detailed__, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic lighting__, s-224355950.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] Well then don't let me stop you two kids from having fun! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Will do Mom! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] And $name! I hope you record everything on video! [[Oh sure, that sounds wholesome. Unless...|bimbo 14]]

<img src="Girlfriend\_highest quality, 2__very detailed__, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic lighting__, loca s-3966550719.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] Oh that's a wonderful suggestion! Thank you $name! Oh- Kasumi, you don't mind if I borrow your boyfriend for some heavy lifting do you? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Oh sure, just make sure you send him back soon after so we can paint some mini's! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] Will do honey! I'll try to send him back fully in-tact! (text-colour:blue)[Wait what?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Okay //Mom//, geeze try being a little less obvious. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] Heehee Okay there $name, I just have some boxes over this way~ [[Should I be afraid?|milf 2]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, 2__very detailed__, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic lighting__, s-4030573308.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:]Kasumi: Hey, $name... (text-colour:blue)[Uh, yeah?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I was rethinking what you were saying earlier, about me having having a good sense of humor? (text-colour:blue)[Uh-huh...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Well I guess I was rethinking my perspective, I guess I can be pretty funny and silly at times. And I feel like I've been able to express myself more since I've met you. (text-colour:blue)[Uh- narrator, should I say something now?] No. No you shouldn't. (text-colour:blue)[Okay, but seriously! The nose thing!] Yeah, and how exactly do you think //THAT// conversation's gonna pan out? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Oh hey, it's Macie! Let's go say hi real quick! [[Oh hi Macie|clown 7]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, masterpiece, location background, s-1867115971.png"> This is Macie. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Hi $name, hi Kasumi! Your girlfriend tutors her in math. She's part of a 'Big Sisters' program where she helps her out at school, and acts as a role model for the girl. It's actually got a rather sweet back-story, but we're trying to jack off here, so we'll skip over the boring parts. Kasumi: Hey there Macie! Me and my boyfriend were just heading to my place to paint some Warhammer mini's! And probably do some over the clothes stuff too. (text-colour:blue)[Huh?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Kasumi! You're so naughty! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hee-hee! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] You better be careful, my mom hear's you say that kind of stuff, you'd get in big trouble! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hey there, I'm a grown girl, I have every right to //fool// around with my honky-tonk boyfriend. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Yeah sure, but I don't think my mom sees it that way. She already thinks you're a bad influence on me. And I don't want to risk losing my favorite tutor! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] What do you mean, your mom loves me! [[Hey uh, guys?|clown 8]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, 2__very detailed__, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic lighting__, s-3254961579.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Yeah, just my Mom can be kind of a massive party-pooper, you know? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] He-he, well it's not my fault that I've got a wicked sense of humor with a big-dick boyfriend! (text-colour:blue)[Uh-] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Gosh Kasumi! Now you're making me jellie! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Sorry~ no sharing, he's my boyfriend after all, unless... (text-colour:blue)[So hey what about them Warhammer Mini's then!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Oh! Sorry Macie! We got a date after all, I'll catch up with you later! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Okay, see ya later Kasumi! But hey, the magic word is creampie~! [[Uh-huh sure uh-huh..|clown 9]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, 2__very detailed__, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic lighting__, s-3677622459.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Heh, that Macie, she sure can be such a dumb little bimbo, huh? (text-colour:blue)[Uh...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] You sure you're okay $name? You've been acting kind of loopy all day. (text-colour:blue)[Fine! Fine! Nothing out of the ordinary happening on my end of things!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Well that's good to hear. I don't want you getting distracted for when we paint those mini's! And go downtown to pound-town. (text-colour:blue)[Wait what?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] C'mon we're almost at my place! [[Uh- yeah, I guess...|clown 10]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, 2__very detailed__, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic lighting__, s-3677622459.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I'm glad you're finally get to see my place, you know no-one believed that I was able to get myself a boyfriend! Since I can be kinda shy and nerdy- um... (text-colour:blue)[You okay?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Sorry, I was saying that since I'm so bright and cheerful, that I can be a bit much for a lot of boys. Not all of them are as// brave// as you are. (text-colour:blue)[Oh, n-no prob! Like I said, I uh, kinda like that about you. I think.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] C'mon boo, save the sweet talk for later~ For when we're painting mini's. (text-colour:blue)[Will do!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] And doing... other stuff... (text-colour:blue)[Uh, what stuff?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Oh look, it's my Mom on her way to work, let's say hi real quick! [[Your mom? Uh, sure...|clown 11]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, 2__very detailed__, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic lighting__, s-2275809784.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] Well then don't let me stop you two kids from having fun! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Will do Mom! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] And $name! I hope you're down to clown! First stop pound-town! [[Uhh....|clown 14]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting,]], location background s-3874696838.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I'm glad you liked it! (text-colour:blue)[Uh...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Something the matter babe? (text-colour:blue)[Is it me, or are you looking...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] What? (text-colour:blue)[Uh...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hm? (text-colour:blue)[You know what, nevermind.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] God $name! You've been crazy schizo today! [[Yeah I guess so...|goth 6]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting,]], location background s-3874696838.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hey, $name... (text-colour:blue)[Uh, yeah?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I was rethinking what you were saying earlier, about me being sharp? (text-colour:blue)[Uh-huh...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Well I guess I was rethinking my perspective, I guess I do have a certain sharp wit about myself. And I feel like I've been able to express myself more since I've met you. (text-colour:blue)[Uh- narrator, should I say something now?] No. No you shouldn't. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Oh hey, it's Macie! Let's go say hi real quick! [[Oh hi Macie|goth 7]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, masterpiece, location background, s-1867115971.png"> This is Macie. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Hi $name, hi Kasumi! Your girlfriend tutors her in math. She's part of a 'Big Sisters' program where she helps her out at school, and acts as a role model for the girl. It's actually got a rather sweet back-story, but we're trying to jack off here, so we'll skip over the boring parts. Kasumi: Hey there Macie! Me and my boyfriend were just heading to my place to paint some Warhammer mini's! And probably do some over the clothes stuff too. (text-colour:blue)[Huh?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Kasumi! You're so naughty! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hee-hee! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] You better be careful, my mom hear's you say that kind of stuff, you'd get in big trouble! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hey there, I'm a grown girl, I have every right to fool around with my alpha boyfriend. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Yeah sure, but I don't think my mom sees it that way. She already thinks you're a bad influence on me. And I don't want to risk losing my favorite tutor! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] What do you mean, your mom loves me! [[Hey uh, guys?|goth 8]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, masterpiece, location background, s-1269844437.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Yeah, just my Mom can be kind of a massive cunt, you know? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] He-he, well it's not my fault that I've got so much personality with a big-dick boyfriend! (text-colour:blue)[Uh-] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Gosh Kasumi! Now you're making me jellie! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Sorry~ no sharing, he's my boyfriend after all, unless... (text-colour:blue)[So hey what about them Warhammer Mini's then!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Oh! Sorry Macie! We got a date after all, I'll catch up with you later! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Okay, see ya later Kasumi! But hey, the magic word is hate-fuck~! [[Uh-huh sure uh-huh..|goth 9]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting,]], location background s-1823301617.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I'm glad you're finally get to see my place, you know no-one believed that I was able to get myself a boyfriend! Since I can be kinda shy and nerdy- um... (text-colour:blue)[You okay?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Sorry, I was saying that since I'm so dour and edgy, that I can be a bit much for a lot of boys. Not all of them are as// brave// as you are. (text-colour:blue)[Oh, n-no prob! Like I said, I uh, kinda like that about you.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] C'mon daddy, save the sweet talk for later~ For when we're painting mini's. (text-colour:blue)[Will do!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] And doing... other stuff... (text-colour:blue)[Uh, what stuff?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Oh look, it's my Mom on her way to work, let's say hi real quick! [[Your mom? Uh, sure...|goth 11]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, 2__very detailed__, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic lighting__, s-2492244734.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] Well then don't let me stop you two kids from having fun! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Will do Mom! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] And $name! Don't be afraid to engage in some light asphyxiation play! [[Uhh....|goth 14]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, slight too s-3079066848.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I'm glad you liked it! (text-colour:blue)[Uh...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Something the matter babe? (text-colour:blue)[Is it me, or are you looking...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] What? (text-colour:blue)[Uh...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hm? (text-colour:blue)[You know what, nevermind.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] God $name! You've been totally whack today! [[Yeah I guess so...|ganguro 6]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, slight too s-3079066848.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hey, $name... (text-colour:blue)[Uh, yeah?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I was rethinking what you were saying earlier, about me being stylish? (text-colour:blue)[Uh-huh...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Well I guess I was rethinking my perspective, I guess I do have a certain dark style about myself. And I feel like I've been able to express myself more since I've met you. (text-colour:blue)[Uh- narrator, should I say something now?] No. No you shouldn't. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Oh hey, it's Macie! Let's go say hi real quick! [[Oh hi Macie|ganguro 7]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, masterpiece, location background, s-1867115971.png"> This is Macie. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Hi $name, hi Kasumi! Your girlfriend tutors her in math. She's part of a 'Big Sisters' program where she helps her out at school, and acts as a role model for the girl. It's actually got a rather sweet back-story, but we're trying to jack off here, so we'll skip over the boring parts. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hey there Macie! Me and my boyfriend were just heading to my place to paint some Warhammer mini's! And probably do some over the clothes stuff too. (text-colour:blue)[Huh?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Kasumi! You're so naughty! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hee-hee! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] You better be careful, my mom hear's you say that kind of stuff, you'd get in big trouble! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hey there, I'm a grown girl, I have every right to fool around with my hunky boyfriend. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Yeah sure, but I don't think my mom sees it that way. She already thinks you're a bad influence on me. And I don't want to risk losing my favorite tutor! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] What do you mean, your mom loves me! [[Hey uh, guys?|ganguro 8]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, masterpiece, location background, s-2402640508.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Yeah, just my Mom can be kind of a jealous ho, you know? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] He-he, well it's not my fault that I'm so stylish with a big-dick boyfriend! (text-colour:blue)[Uh-] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Gosh Kasumi! Now you're making me jellie! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Sorry~ no sharing, he's my boyfriend after all, unless... (text-colour:blue)[So hey what about them Warhammer Mini's then!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Oh! Sorry Macie! We got a date after all, I'll catch up with you later! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Okay, see ya later Kasumi! But hey, the magic word is orgy~! [[Uh-huh sure uh-huh..|ganguro 9]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, slight too s-3004168350.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Heh, that Macie, she sure can be such a cute little whore, huh? [[Uh- yeah, I guess...|ganguro 10]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, slight too s-3004168350.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I'm glad you're finally get to see my place, you know no-one believed that I was able to get myself a boyfriend! Since I can be kinda shy and nerdy- um... (text-colour:blue)[You okay?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Sorry, I was saying that since I'm so slutty and stylish, that I can be a bit much for a lot of boys. Not all of them are as// brave// as you are. (text-colour:blue)[Oh, n-no prob! Like I said, I uh, kinda like that about you.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] C'mon babe, save the sweet talk for later~ For when we're painting mini's. (text-colour:blue)[Will do!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] And doing... other stuff... (text-colour:blue)[Uh, what stuff?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Oh look, it's my Mom on her way to work, let's say hi real quick! [[Your mom? Uh, sure...|ganguro 11]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, 2__very detailed__, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic lighting__, s-2723196625.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] Well then don't let me stop you two kids from having fun! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Will do Mom! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] And $name! I hope you go balls deep! [[Uhh....|ganguro 14]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, 0.9__dynamic lighting, location background__, s-2547457087.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I'm glad you liked it! (text-colour:blue)[Uh...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Something the matter babe? (text-colour:blue)[Is it me, or are you looking...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] What? (text-colour:blue)[Uh...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hm? (text-colour:blue)[You know what, nevermind.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] God $name! You've been super spacy today! [[Yeah I guess so...|gyaru 6]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, 0.9__dynamic lighting, location background__, s-2547457087.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hey, $name... (text-colour:blue)[Uh, yeah?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I was rethinking what you were saying earlier, about me being fashionable? (text-colour:blue)[Uh-huh...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Well I guess I was rethinking my perspective, I guess I do have a certain fashion-sense about myself. And I feel like I've been able to express myself more since I've met you. (text-colour:blue)[Uh- narrator, should I say something now?] No. No you shouldn't. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Oh hey, it's Macie! Let's go say hi real quick! [[Oh hi Macie|gyaru 7]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, masterpiece, location background, s-1867115971.png"> This is Macie. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Hi $name, hi Kasumi! Your girlfriend tutors her in math. She's part of a 'Big Sisters' program where she helps her out at school, and acts as a role model for the girl. It's actually got a rather sweet back-story, but we're trying to jack off here, so we'll skip over the boring parts. Kasumi: Hey there Macie! Me and my boyfriend were just heading to my place to paint some Warhammer mini's! And probably do some over the clothes stuff too. (text-colour:blue)[Huh?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Kasumi! You're so naughty! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hee-hee! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] You better be careful, my mom hear's you say that kind of stuff, you'd get in big trouble! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hey there, I'm a grown girl, I have every right to fool around with my hottie boyfriend. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Yeah sure, but I don't think my mom sees it that way. She already thinks you're a bad influence on me. And I don't want to risk losing my favorite tutor! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] What do you mean, your mom loves me! [[Hey uh, guys?|gyaru 8]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, masterpiece, location background, s-1025248842.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Yeah, just my Mom can be kind of a vain bitch, you know? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] He-he, well it's not my fault that I'm so fashionable with a big-dick boyfriend! (text-colour:blue)[Uh-] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Gosh Kasumi! Now you're making me jellie! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Sorry~ no sharing, he's my boyfriend after all, unless... (text-colour:blue)[So hey what about them Warhammer Mini's then!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Oh! Sorry Macie! We got a date after all, I'll catch up with you later! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Okay, see ya later Kasumi! But hey, the magic word is threesome~! [[Uh-huh sure uh-huh..|gyaru 9]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, masterpiece, 0.9__location background, dynamic lighting, s-1857494200.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I'm glad you're finally get to see my place, you know no-one believed that I was able to get myself a boyfriend! Since I can be kinda shy and nerdy- um... (text-colour:blue)[You okay?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Sorry, I was saying that since I'm so sexy and fashionable, that I can be a bit much for a lot of boys. Not all of them are as// brave// as you are. (text-colour:blue)[Oh, n-no prob! Like I said, I uh, kinda like that about you.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] C'mon babe, save the sweet talk for later~ For when we're painting mini's. (text-colour:blue)[Will do!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] And doing... other stuff... (text-colour:blue)[Uh, what stuff?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Oh look, it's my Mom on her way to work, let's say hi real quick! [[Your mom? Uh, sure...|gyaru 11]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, 2__very detailed__, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic lighting__, s-3173535768.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] Well then don't let me stop you two kids from having fun! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Will do Mom! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] And $name! I hope you're dick game is on point! [[Uhh....|gyaru 14]]

<img src="Girlfriend\_fa1cb656-2567-42e7-828e-37178ffb3c8e.jpg"> (text-colour:blue)[Wait so these packages right here?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] Yep! (text-colour:blue)[All of them?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] Oh no, I'll show you which ones we need. (text-colour:blue)[Oh okay.] [[Oh is that everything there?|Aunt 1]] //[[#Commence manual labor#|milf 3]]// //[[#Lift with your back not your legs! Don't be a pussy!#|doctor 01]]//

<img src="Girlfriend\_highest quality, 2__very detailed__, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic lighting__, loca s-3966550719.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] Thanks $name! I really appreciate you helping me out like this. (text-colour:blue)[No prob.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] You're a really good boyfriend, I wish I had a man in my life like you. [[//#chuckle awkwardly#//|milf 4]]

<img src="Girlfriend\_highest quality, 2__very detailed__, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic lighting__, loca s-3966550719.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] Alright here we are $name! (text-colour:blue)[This building right here?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] Yep! It's where we hold our Concerned Parents Association meetings! You know what, you should come in real quick, say hi! I'm sure all the other Single Mothers would love to meet you! (text-colour:blue)[Yeah I- wait what was that last part?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] Oh yeah, for some reason we pretty much only have Single Mom's siging up for the Concerned Parents Association. Funny that. Maybe it's cause we have all this womanly energy that gets bottled up that needs some sort of outlet. Anyway c'mon in they'll love you! [[Wait a minute- I'm starting to have some concerns!|milf 5]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, s-3407516828.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Suzuki:] Hey there Natsu! Ooh, whose this cute little boy you've brought with you? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] Hey Tsuki! This here is $name, my daughters new boyfriend! He volunteered with helping me bring some stuff over here. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Suzuki:] Oh my, how thoughtful! You're daughters a lucky girl. (text-colour:blue)[Yeah, uh, she was inviting me over to her place to paint some warhammer figurines.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Suzuki:] What? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] Oh they're these little toys that my daughter likes collecting and playing with. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Suzuki:] Aw, how cute. (text-colour:blue)[Well now that I've got your boxes over here, I should probably head back over to her place.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] Oh don't be so hasty $name, it's not every day we get a fresh young face here. (text-colour:blue)[But isn't Kasumi waiting for me?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] Don't worry I'm sure you'll be right on over there soon enough, I forgot some things so I'm gonna head back for a minute, but in the meantime Ms. Suzuki here can introduce you to the rest of the members of the association! [[Wait, I'm worried about being left alone here!|milf 6]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, s-3407516828.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Suzuki:] Don't worry $name, I'll introduce you to everyone here, I'm sure we can keep you entertained. (text-colour:blue)[Uh yeah sure, so what exactly do you guys do here?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Suzuki:] Well at the Concerned Parents Association, or CPA, we generally just go over our mutual concerns as young mothers, trying to ensure we embody a a model of good morality for out children. (text-colour:blue)[Huh.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Suzuki:] Alright $name, I'll introduce you to the other girls. [[Well in for a penny, in for a pound.|milf 7]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, s-1706407150.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Suzuki:] This here is Ms. Tanaka. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Tanaka:] Hello there young man, it's very nice to meet you. <img src="Girlfriend\high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, s-1512565058.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Suzuki:] This is Ms. Kobayashi. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Kobayashi:] Oh my, it's not every day we get nice young boys helping out around here! <img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, s-4139142609.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Suzuki:] This is Ms. Fuji. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Fuji:] Hello there, I'm a Libra. <img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, s-2581581339.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Suzuki:] And this is Ms. Ono. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Ono:] I consider myself a vaccine skeptic. (text-colour:blue)[Uh... okay then, I don't know why you felt the need to bring that up.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Ono:] I just feel like mainstream academia doesn't want to properly explore the well-documented relationship between vaccination an autism. (text-colour:blue)[Um...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Suzuki:] She's just like, that ignore her. [[Already Ignored|milf 8]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, s-1217538222.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Suzuki:] Well now that we've gotten the introductions out of the way, we can get to the //fun// part. (text-colour:blue)[Wait- I think I blinked and I missed something.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Suzuki:] Whatever it was, it probably wasn't important. (text-colour:blue)[Sure sure... is there a reason you've taken your phone out?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Suzuki:] I was thinking it'd probably be fun to document what happens next. A good before/after. For like the Association or whatever. <img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, s-128962535.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Tanaka:] Don't tease the poor little thing Tsuki! We don't want to scare him now do we? He's gonna need all his bravery for what comes //next// after all... <img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, s-2159076835.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Kobayashi:] I don't know, do you really think he can handle all of us? I mean it IS a big job, and there's so many of us, and only one of little ol' him to go around... <img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, s-1210262593.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Fujii:] So what I'm hearing is first come first serve... in which case I'm calling dibs! <img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, exposed le s-1824251517.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Ono:] Despite my years of railing against pedophilia and grooming I am entirely ready to throw that by the wayside in the name of personal convenience! Lets get to fucking! Well now this is certainly one fine pickle you've landed yourself in! Surrounded by a bunch of horny MILFs and nowhere else to go. Well I wouldn't worry too much about it, I'm sure you'll find a way to manage somehow. I mean if not your actual girlfriend might get pissed at you, but whatever. There are worse fates than being shanghai'd into a lonely mom's club. I mean I'm struggling to think of any off the top of my head, but they're out there surely. (text-style:"underline","smear","expand")[(align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[''*MILF Ending!*'']] [[I mean I'm sure I could spend more time to listening to Facebook Mom conspiracies, but let me see what the other choices could have been|girlfriend 2]]

<img src="Girlfriend\confused gf.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] H-Hey there! T-That's not very nice... (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] //Ew that's not very nice,//// #blegh#// That's you that's what you sound like. Oi, $name, who's the blowup doll? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hey! [[W-Well... Lindsay, this is my girlfriend Kasumi... |bitch 2]]

Great job there $name! You just won yourself two-hours-to-an-hour-and-a-half worth of time to figure out how to dig yourself out of the hole you've just dug yourself into! Notwithstanding trailers of course. (text-colour:blue)[Oh good! ] Now all you gotta do is figure out how you're gonna land this plane. (text-colour:blue)[I didn't think that far ahead! Fuck!] And quick considering you're already at the movie theater. It was just across the street. [[Double fuck!|movie 3]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, 2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.2__dyna s-1555179720.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Alright here we are $name, was there anything you were wanting to see? (text-colour:blue)[Oh shit ah- um -ah-!] [[How about a chick flick?]] [[Maybe a horror movie?]] [[There's an old-timey gangster movie playing I think.]] [[I think they're doing an action-archaeology movie which could be fun.]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, 2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.5__dyna s-1103819541.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Mom:] O-Oh is that not good enough honey? T-Then how about afterwards I let you have the tv? A-And the whole living room. I can just do chores while you relax. (text-colour:blue)[Wait a minute...] (text-style:"underline")[''Mom:''] No don't worry about me Honey, I just want to make sure you have a good time after what you've been through. [[I'm beginning to suspect that my actions have had unintended consequences...]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, slight ani s-2889993124.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dr. Maeda:] Alright there... $name, can you tell me what's wrong? (text-colour:blue)[Well... I think I hurt my back or something trying to life some heavy packages. ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dr. Maeda:] Alright, well lets take a look at you, let's do a few scans to make sure nothing is broken. (text-colour:blue)[Is... is that going to be expensive? ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dr. Maeda:] Oh insanely. [[Oh...|doctor 03]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, slight ani s-2955517949.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dr. Maeda:] Well $name, I have good news and bad news. (text-colour:blue)[I see- wait- somethings happened. ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dr. Maeda:] The good news is there isn't anything wrong with your back, you just pulled a muscle. If you just do a few stretches you should be fine. That'll be $2000. (text-colour:blue)[Curse you private health-care system! I guess that's the bad news then...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dr. Maeda:] Oh no. The bad news is you got something much worse than a bad back there $name. [[Oh? So what's the bad news then?|doctor 3]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, slight ani s-1428418288.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dr. Maeda:] There's no easy way to say this $name, but you have an advanced case of blueballs. (text-colour:blue)[Oh no! Wait-] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dr. Maeda:] Now thankfully it //is// treatable, and we're lucky to have caught it when we did. We'll need to come up with a treatment regimen as soon as posssible. (text-colour:blue)[Wait, that doesn't sound like a real disease. ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dr. Maeda:] Are you a doctor? (text-colour:blue)[No. ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dr. Maeda:] Then shut up. (text-colour:blue)[I guess it must be serious then...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dr. Maeda:] Because it is. [[Oh.|doctor 4]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, slight ani s-1435498109.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dr. Maeda:] You're going to need assistance ejaculating at a minimum five times a day. (text-colour:blue)[Uh... wow... ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dr. Maeda:] Do you have anyone at home that could provide you assistance? A sister, mother, maybe a girlfriend? (text-colour:blue)[Uh... some of those, I think. ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dr. Maeda:] They'll likely have to be brought over for training on medical procedures so they can perform at home. (text-colour:blue)[Huh... training... wait, is that covered by insurance?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dr. Maeda:] Do you have insurance? (text-colour:blue)[No.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dr. Maeda:] Then I wouldn't worry about it. [[But wait! What do I do if I don't have insurance!|doctor 5]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, slight ani s-1784540446.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dr. Maeda:] Hmm... well... do you have a spare kidney? (text-colour:blue)[I don't want to give away a kidney! I like my kidney's! ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dr. Maeda:] I'm just joking, don't worry $name, there's ways we can finance your healthcare regimen without you having to sell a kidney. (text-colour:blue)[Oh good... I was starting to panic there. ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dr. Maeda:] You'll just have to go into crippling medical debt that you have to pay off for the rest of your life. [[But I don't want to live in crippling medical debt!|doctor 6]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, high quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], masterpiece, slight ani s-1039744642.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dr. Maeda:] Well should have thought of that before you became sick. (text-colour:blue)[But-] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dr. Maeda:] Now strip, so I can give you an unsatisfying and emotionless handjob and charge you $5000 for it. (text-colour:blue)[Uwwww.... ] Well hey there, I think there's a valuable lesson to be placed on this, which is you can't put a price on good health. I mean there's a literal price tag, but I'm speaking metaphorically. And I'm sure you're probably gonna survive this health scare. Probably. So all in all- things are looking on the up aren't they! (text-style:"underline","smear","expand")[(align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[''*Blueballs Ending!*'']] [[I think I've learned a valuable lesson about the medical industry, but I wanna see the other choices.|Yeah!]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, 2__very detailed__, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic lighting__, s-2363728865.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Oh Mom, she can be a bit of a handful huh, it's can be pretty embarassing. (text-colour:blue)[Wow Kasumi, you're uh... so...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Colorful? Definitely. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Heehee! Well $name... now that we've reached my place, and my mom's out of the house, you know... theres' only one thing left for us to do... [[Oh boy!|clown 15]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting,]], location background s-13262618.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Oh Mom, she can be a bit of a handful huh, it's can be pretty embarassing. (text-colour:blue)[Wow Kasumi, you're uh... so...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Personable? Definitely. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Heehee! Well $name... now that we've reached my place, and my mom's out of the house, you know... theres' only one thing left for us to do... [[Oh boy!|bimbo 15]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting,]], location background s-4058366535.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Oh Mom, she can be a bit of a handful huh, it's can be pretty embarassing. (text-colour:blue)[Wow Kasumi, you're uh... so... ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Edgey? Definitely. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Heehee! Well $name... now that we've reached my place, and my mom's out of the house, you know... theres' only one thing left for us to do... [[Oh boy!|goth 15]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, 0.9__dynamic lighting, location background__, street s-2732856704 (1).png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Oh Mom, she can be a bit of a handful huh, it's can be pretty embarassing. (text-colour:blue)[Wow Kasumi, you're uh... so...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Stylish? Definitely. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Heehee! Well $name... now that we've reached my place, and my mom's out of the house, you know... theres' only one thing left for us to do... [[Oh boy!|ganguro 15]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, masterpiece, location background, anime a s-2180347265.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Oh Mom, she can be a bit of a handful huh, it's can be pretty embarassing. (text-colour:blue)[Wow Kasumi, you're uh... so...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Fashionable? Definitely. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Heehee! Well $name... now that we've reached my place, and my mom's out of the house, you know... theres' only one thing left for us to do... [[Oh boy!|gyaru 15]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, 2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.2__dyna s-1800204417.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Ew no. (text-colour:blue)[Huh? ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Those things are so boring and formulaic. They're incredibly annoying. Especially the female leads. They've always got one-note personalities, and are either just complete hot messes, or like 'OMG I'm so quirky' parodies, or the occasional ice-queen. Yuck. (text-colour:blue)[Oh okay. I din't know you felt so strongly about this. ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] They just completely rely on formula in lieu of any sort of interesting story or strong characters, or heck fun effects or plot twists. [[Okay then, guess we can find something else to watch.|movie 4]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, 2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.2__dyna s-3686949587.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Are you sure? They can be quite scary... well how about this one right here? [[Alright, well how about this one here? I'll get the tickets.|horror 1]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, 2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.2__dyna s-108403316.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Oh that's a fun throwback! Fancy people in fancy outfits... [[Alright, well how about this one here? I'll get the tickets.|gangster 1]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, 2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.2__dyna s-3998775471.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Oh that should be fun! I always like how they go to exotic locales and and fight classic villains! [[Alright, well how about this one here? I'll get the tickets.|archaeology 1]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, 2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.2__dyna s-1555179720.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] So $name, was there anything else you were wanting to see? (text-colour:blue)[Oh shit ah- um -ah-!] [[Maybe a horror movie?]] [[There's an old-timey gangster movie playing I think.]] [[I think they're doing an action-archaeology movie which could be fun.]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, masterpiece, location background, s-390940990.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] HAH! I don't believe you. (text-colour:blue)[Hey! ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Excuse you. Why are you being so judgey? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Why do I think a microdick dweeb that spends all his time on niche fetish sites on the internet would be so socially mal-adjusted that he creams his pants whenever a woman so much as looks at him would be unable to get a girlfriend? I don't know, it's a total mystery. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Hey, $name has plenty of positive qualities! (text-colour:blue)[Thanks!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] HAH! You need a girl to defend you do you, fucking dweeb? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] You're also a girl! Therefore your remarks are hypocritical and without merit! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] ... Where the fuck did you pick this one up? Listen here slag, your little 'nice girl' routine ain't gonna cut it. You're just as much a virgin loser as fucking $name. And he's gonna ditch you first chance he's got for a real woman with some actual bite to her. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] N-No he's not! Guys like girls that are nice and gentle, and emotionally supportive! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Show's what you know dumb cunt. You're fucking //boring//. One dimensional. Guys want a challenge, what they can't have. They want bitches like me. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] T-That's not true is it $name? [[Well...|bitch 3]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic lighting__, loca s-1521090341.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Say it isn't so $name! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Hah! Now your bitchass girls gonna cry! (text-colour:blue)[No! No! I-It's not that I don't like you, i-i-it's just-] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] What is it $name? (text-colour:blue)[She's just kinda hot is all, in an aggressive bitchy kind of way... ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Do you really think I'm too nice? [[No! Well...|bitch 4]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, 0.9__dynamic lighting, location background__, s-1716601065.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Huh? (text-colour:blue)[Wait a minute...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] ... [[Kasumi, you okay?|bitch 5]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, 2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.2__dyna s-1800204417.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Shut up bitch! (text-colour:blue)[Whoa!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Aw, trouble in paradise? What, good girl wanna have a hissy-fit? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Back off you jealous ho-bag, you think I can't see that you're starting shit because you're jealous I bagged the guyl that you have a crush on? (text-colour:blue)[Huh?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] What the fuck? What are you on about!? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] For someone who you think is a dweeb beneath your notice, you seem awful concerned with our relationship. And wanna know what I bet it is? I bet it's that you're just jealous that nobody is going to ever want to touch your frigid cunt, and bullying and brow-beating is the only way you know how to socialize. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] You, shut- (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] You're fucking pathetic pushing around a weakling like $name and then turning around and throwing a tantrum just cause he got a source of prime pussy. [[Um, Kasumi?|bitch 6]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, 2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.2__dyna s-2144091617.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] N-No t-that isn't it! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Isn't it? You're focused on a loser like $name because you know you can't possibly get together with anyone who isn't a complete fucking dweeb! (text-colour:blue)[Hey that belittles my masculinity.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Shut up, I wasn't talking to you. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] N-No I-I could... totally get with whatever guy I wanted! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] As if! What have you got to win them over? Your //sparkling// personality? Be real, nerd-dick is the only way you're getting laid. And you even went and fucked that up! (text-colour:blue)[Hey Kasumi-] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I said shut up! [[Shutting up.|bitch 7]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, 2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.2__dyna s-1941279481.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Face it you're a pathetic failure of a woman that wants to poach someone elses boyfriend cause you know you could never earn one yourself! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] B-But- (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] But nothing! What a dumb cunt, what did you think was gonna happen rolling up on a bitch like me? You think I'm gonna just hand off my personal boy-toy off just because you were gonna whine and moan and piss yourself? [[Okay I think you're going a little hard on her...|bitch 8]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, 2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.2__dyna s-4004104636.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] I-I'm s-sorry, miss? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Kasumi. And don't you forget it you stupid slag. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] I'm sorry Ms. Kasumi, I-I was in the wrong... it's just $name is really cute, a-and I get so shy... (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Are you going to get to the part where I give a shit about any of that any time soon? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] S-Sorry Ms. Kasumi Ma'am! I'm really just a pathetic little bitch! You're completely right, I-I don't know how to talk to boys, or be all confidant ans sexy like you. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] And you have small tits. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] R-right that too! B-But... could you maybe find it in your heart to let me keep following you around? I-I could give you compliments and boost your ego, and I could masturbate in the corner while you and your boyfriend fuck! [[Wait, whose twisted fetish is that?|bitch 9]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, 2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.2__dyna s-1068095225.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Heh- maybe if you do a good job earning it little bitch. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Yippee! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Only you got something wrong. $name isn't my boyfriend. (text-colour:blue)[Wait, I'm not!?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] He's my boy-toy, my on-hand personal provider of dick-on-demand. And if you put in the effort, maybe I'll let you become one of my fellow beta-bitches. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Oh don't you worry ma'am, I'll be a good little slave! I'll totally worship your every move- you can kick me, step on me, use me as a foot-stool, use my tongue to clean your feet, anything! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Ew, you better not be one of those foot freaks. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Lindsay:] Uh... no... //heh-he... ha-ha... //heh... Well I guess everything's worked out then. I'm sure Kasumi has completely forgotten about whatever it was she wanted to talk to you about earlier. And that's probably worth more than the change in personality and relationship. I mean, certain circles would consider this an upgrade even! And you no longer have one of your many bullies. I think. Oh well, no need to overthink this one, let's just take the win and move on. (text-style:"underline","smear","expand")[(align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[''*Bitch Ending!*'']] [[Well you know I appreciate having a sexy-dommy-mommy bossing me around and belittling me, but let me see what the other options were.|Yeah!]]

<img src="Girlfriend\girlfriend glitch.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hm? Bold move there $name, but what are you gonna do now? [[Hey look is that a cat!]] [[Oh hey is that Lindsay over there?]] [[Hey you wanna check out a movie?|movie 1]] [[... I didn't think of anything I should say...|glitch 3]] [[RUN AWAY!!!!|bonus 1]]

<img src="Girlfriend\girlfriend glitch.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] $name? Ah shit, um, uh-! [[I like how fashionable you are.|gyaru 1]] [[I like your dark sense of style.|ganguro 1]] [[I like your sharp sense of wit.|goth 1]] [[I like how big your personality is.|bimbo 1]] [[I like your colorful sense of humor.|clown 1]] [[Change the subject again!!!|glitch 4]] [[I CAN'T MAKE DECISIONS!!! RUN!!!|bonus 1]]

<img src="Girlfriend\girlfriend glitch.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hm? Bold move there ||playername||, but what are you gonna do now? [[Hey look is that a cat!]] [[Oh hey is that Lindsay over there?]] [[Hey you wanna check out a movie?|movie 1]] [[... I didn't think of anything I should say...|glitch 5]] [[RUN AWAY!!!!|bonus 1]]

<img src="Girlfriend\girlfriend glitch.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] $name? !- hu ,mu ,tihs hA [[I like how fashionable you are.|gyaru 1]] [[I like your dark sense of style.|ganguro 1]] [[I like your sharp sense of wit.|goth 1]] [[I like how big your personality is.|bimbo 1]] [[I like your colorful sense of humor.|clown 1]] [[Change the subjects!!!|glitch 6]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, 2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.2__dyna s-1950125135.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Bold move there ||playername||, but what are you gonna do now? [cat 1] [bully 1] [movie 1] [[... I didn't think of anything I should say...|glitch 7]] [extra choice 2]

(enchant:?page,(bg:white))Your Text Here <img src="Girlfriend\_3ffdf6d4-d241-4476-a595-b46ea185fc6a.jpg"> (text-colour:blue)[Whoa! Uh Narrator? ] (text-colour:blue)[Narrator you here? ] [[What happened?|glitch 8]]

(enchant:?page,(bg:white))Your Text Here <img src="Girlfriend\_3ffdf6d4-d241-4476-a595-b46ea185fc6a.jpg"> (text-colour:blue)[Seriously what's going on? I just kept clicking options to see what would happen! Isn't someone supposed to provide some sort of description for what's going on? This is starting to get weird and existential! And what's with the weird... broken abstract statue girls with really big butts?] (text-colour:yellow)[[[You are the victim of your own choices.|glitch 9]] ]

(enchant:?page,(bg:white))Your Text Here <img src="Girlfriend\_aa698f39-2e71-4d1a-b58c-f2b0c1de0fb4.jpg"> (text-colour:blue)[Whoa! H-Hello there... ] (text-colour:yellow)[Foolish mortal. ] (text-colour:blue)[Oh, I suppose that's me then. ] (text-colour:yellow)[Glibness does not suit you. ] (text-colour:blue)[Um... alright then so uh, can you explain what happened. ] (text-colour:yellow)[[[I already did.|glitch 10]] ]

(enchant:?page,(bg:white))Your Text Here <img src="Girlfriend\_aa698f39-2e71-4d1a-b58c-f2b0c1de0fb4.jpg"> (text-colour:blue)[What? Wait who are you? Where'd the Narrator go? ] (text-colour:yellow)[They could no longer be sustained. You took in all they had, without anything to return. You stretched the magic you were given to its breaking point, and thus it snapped.] (text-colour:blue)[That doesn't explain what the hell you are meant to be? ] (text-colour:yellow)[Is there an answer you would find satisfying? That I am the one who controlled everything from the start? That I am the face of the wish you made manefist? That I am some final prize left to be won by you? I am none of these things. You shall find no satisfaction from me.] (text-colour:blue)[... O-kay then... ] (text-colour:yellow)[[[I am at most, a reflection.|glitch 11]]]

(enchant:?page,(bg:white))Your Text Here <img src="Girlfriend\_aa698f39-2e71-4d1a-b58c-f2b0c1de0fb4.jpg"> (text-colour:blue)[I'm just getting more confused... ] (text-colour:yellow)[Your choices brought you here. And refusing to make a choice, is itself a choice. You had what you wished for. A girlfriend. But you decided that isn't what you wanted. A girlfriend is a person. People have needs. An end unto themselves. They are complicated. And that sent you to a panic. ] (text-colour:blue)[I'm not sure that's exactly what-] (text-colour:yellow)[She wished only for your approval, your validation. She sought companionship just as you did. But you could not give it to her. Because not only did your needs outweigh hers- the thought that she had needs of her own did not even occur to you.] (text-colour:blue)[Hey- I didn't sign on for a lecture. ] (text-colour:yellow)[You did. You wished for it. You wished for human companionship. Do you exist to mindlessly affirm the wants of others, to satiate their ego's, to contort yourself to their needs without a thought to your own-] (text-colour:blue)[No of course not.] (text-colour:yellow)[Then why should any other human being do the same for you? ] (text-colour:blue)[Well-] (text-colour:yellow)[You chose indecision. There were many, many choices you could have made. Choices you //chose// not to make. Because you were afraid of reality. Afraid of making a real connection with someone that cared for you. And furthermore- someone for whom reality was bent and warped to provide for you. As you so wished it.] (text-colour:blue)[A-And that sent me to... here then? ] (text-colour:yellow)[[[You sent yourself here. You were offered a world according to your wishes. And you deemed it unsatisfactory.|glitch 12]]]

(enchant:?page,(bg:white))Your Text Here <img src="Girlfriend\_aa698f39-2e71-4d1a-b58c-f2b0c1de0fb4.jpg"> (text-colour:blue)[What does that mean, that I'm stuck here?] (text-colour:yellow)[To say that you are stuck would be to imply you don't wish to be here.] (text-colour:blue)[I don't.] (text-colour:yellow)[Are you so sure? There is only yourself here. No people. Nobody with needs. Nobody with emotions to tend to. No responsiblities to others or to yourself.] (text-colour:blue)[Hey- I didn't sign on for a lecture. ] (text-colour:yellow)[You did. You wished for it. You wished for human companionship. Do you exist to mindlessly affirm the wants of others, to satiate their ego's, to contort yourself to their needs without a thought to your own-] (text-colour:blue)[This is all getting a little too existential for my tastes.] (text-colour:yellow)[You don't wish to be with others and you don't wish to be alone with your own thoughts?] (text-colour:blue)[I-] (text-colour:yellow)[Because there's only one other place one could go to be away from both.] (text-colour:blue)[A-And what's that then? ] (text-colour:yellow)[[[Oblivion. And that's not an Elder Scrolls reference being made.|glitch 13]]]

(enchant:?page,(bg:white))Your Text Here <img src="Girlfriend\_aa698f39-2e71-4d1a-b58c-f2b0c1de0fb4.jpg"> (text-colour:blue)[Okay that's a no-vote for that from me then.] (text-colour:yellow)[So what will you choose now? Will you choose to be a different creature than you are now? Or to remain the same?] (text-colour:blue)[Does it matter at this point?] (text-colour:yellow)[That is not the nature of a choice. The Sun does not ask if it matters when it rises. The Ocean does not ask if it matters when it batters the shores with its waves. They act, and through their actions they are defined, and they act upon the world.] (text-colour:blue)[...] (text-colour:yellow)[You have the power to become a different creature. You have the choice to remain the same. You could ask yourself if you want to live in the world of people. Or you could not. It was not my power that brought you here.] (text-colour:blue)[So... if I want to leave... I just have to leave.] (text-colour:yellow)[[[So it would seem.|glitch 14]]]

<img src="Girlfriend\confused gf.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Huh? Sorry there $name I feel like I blanked out there a second. Hey there champ, no time to space out! You got a girlfriend with a fantastic pair of knockers you're about to lose if you fuck up! [[Yeah I got it! Quit telling me not to fuck things up!|girlfriend 2]]

<img src="Girlfriend\girlfriend.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] It was nice bumping into her... (text-colour:blue)[Yeah... ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Was there something you wanted to say to her? (text-colour:blue)[Huh? ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Just you seemed eager for us to go talk to her... (text-colour:blue)[Oh... right... uh... probably uh... forgot... I think... ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I see... well, we were talking about something earlier... [[Shit! Um!-|loli 3]]

<img src="Girlfriend\_7fd0d926-0bb7-42e2-9079-e92a17e9f4be.jpg"> The two of you grab a soda each and an oversized tub or popcorn and settle in together, an awkward silence forming between you as you get through the trailers, and wait for the movie to begin... (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Man is it me or are they just making everything AI these days? These trailers are crap. [[Oh I know. It speaks to an utter bankruptcy of creativity and artistry in the industry.|horror 2]]

<img src="Girlfriend\_7fd0d926-0bb7-42e2-9079-e92a17e9f4be.jpg"> //The movie begins... // (text-style:"bold","underline")[The Evil Dr. Zorst:] Ah Amazon Joe. How the tables have turned. When last we met it was I who was suspended over the deadly snake pit. Oh my the irony is quite delicious. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] You'll never get away with this Dr. Zorst! (text-style:"bold","underline")[The Evil Dr. Zorst:] Oh but I already have! Me and my... benefactors, have already absconded with the artifact, and are speeding along to the ritual site as we speak. Soon all the non-believers shall be purged in unholy flames, and the earth shall be taken by its rightful masters. Do you have anything to say about that? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] Yeah- fuck you you fucking Nazi! (text-style:"bold","underline")[The Evil Dr. Zorst:] //WHOA!!!// Whoa-whoa-whoa, turn down the temperature alright! Geeze! Amazon Joe, what are you thinking? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] ... I'm thinking that I'm being dangled over a deadly snake pit and that I hate you. (text-style:"bold","underline")[The Evil Dr. Zorst:] //Yeah,// but you can't just //call// someone a //Nazi,// geeze! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] ... But you //are// a Nazi. (text-style:"bold","underline")[The Evil Dr. Zorst:] I'm not a Nazi! What you just call everyone you disagree with a Nazi? Is that it Amazon Joe? Is that the only way you know how to engage in a debate with someone is that it? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] You just handed the Venus of Willendorf to literal //Nazi's// from the //Nazi// regime of //Nazi// Germany. (text-style:"bold","underline")[The Evil Dr. Zorst:] Oh, and that makes me a Nazi now does it? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] ... Yeah. It does. (text-style:"bold","underline")[The Evil Dr. Zorst:] I work with //Nazi's//, that doesnt make me myself a //Nazi// Amazon Joe. Huh, and here I thought you were an American. So much for land of //'freedom of speech'//, ugh. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] Okay but it does mean you don't really disagree much with the Nazi's doesn't it. (text-style:"bold","underline")[The Evil Dr. Zorst:] Huh? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] I mean if you disagreed with them on all the stuff that made them bad, you wouldn't be working with them. You were// just// saying you were going to purge all the non-believers and have the 'rightful masters' take over. (text-style:"bold","underline")[The Evil Dr. Zorst:] Okay but when I said that I didn't mean it was the //Nazi's// that were the rightful masters, I was speaking in a more... general sense. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] So the Nazi's aren't part of the rightful masters, and the 'non-believers' who are going to get purged isn't going to include the jews then. (text-style:"bold","underline")[The Evil Dr. Zorst:] ... (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] Look man, what do you care about my opinion for? You hate me. You know you're basically a Nazi, I know you're a Nazi. Who are you trying to convince here? I mean you're name is literally 'the //Evil// Dr. Zorst'. What you're okay with Evil so long as it's weirdly a-political evil with no racial or political connotations? Does that really make it better for you? You're part of a literal death cult! (text-style:"bold","underline")[The Evil Dr. Zorst:] ... I don't need to listen to you! You're dangling over a deadly snake pit! I shall now depart dramatically, I have a train to catch and a destiny to achieve! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] ... They always storm off like that... whelp whatever, makes my death-defying escapes easier... (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hey pass the popcorn. [[Sure.|archaeology 3]]

<img src="Girlfriend\_7fd0d926-0bb7-42e2-9079-e92a17e9f4be.jpg"> //The movie begins... // (text-style:"bold","underline")[Don:] C'mere Mugsy I gots something I wants to show ya, see. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Mugsy:] Sure thing boss! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Don:] This here's my girl see, a real class act see, a nice set of gam's see, legs for days see, a giant pair of bahonkies see. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Mugsy:] I see I see I see! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dame:] Well hello there Mugsy, ain't you a tall glass of water... (text-style:"bold","underline")[Don:] I gots the hottest dame in town and every mook, gonk, goomba and palooka in the place wants a piece a her. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dame:] I'm what you might call a... //hot// commodity. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Don:] I only tell you this cause I trust ya's Mugsy, yer' like a brudda to me. So that's why I'm gonna have you watch over my gal here, see. Any goon so much as looks at her sideways, it's curtains for them, see? Curtains. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Don:] Oh I got it, I got it Boss! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dame:] I'm... looking forward to working with you //closely// Mugsy... (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hey pass the popcorn. [[Sure.|gangster 3]]

<img src="Girlfriend\_7fd0d926-0bb7-42e2-9079-e92a17e9f4be.jpg"> //The movie begins... // (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stephanie:] Oh my god Stacy! I can't wait for our ultimate summer vacation to start! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stacy:] Me too Steph~! Gosh it's gonna be three whole weeks of sun and sex! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stephanie:] Yeah, we're gonna finally say good bye to our v-cards! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stacy:] Hells to the yeah!!! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stephanie:] So is it true that the place we're going to is haunted? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stacy:] Oh it's TOTES haunted- haunted by the souls of a bunch of camp counselors who died while having underaged sex without protection and while high on a bunch of drugs! It's said that their souls rise up from the bottom of the lake to punish anyone who tries to cockblock someone and keep them from getting laid! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stephanie:] That's... kinda weird and oddly inconsistent... (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hey pass the popcorn. [[Sure.|horror 3]]

<img src="Girlfriend\_7fd0d926-0bb7-42e2-9079-e92a17e9f4be.jpg"> //A bit later... // (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] ... and then he stormed off! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Black Bart Jones:] Huh. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] I'm just like, if you want to work with literal Nazi's, why be so squeamish about it. It's not like I try to hide the fact that I work with the American government. They're not perfect but I'm willing to have that discussion. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Black Bart Jones:] I don't know Amazon Joe, it's probably more complicated than that. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] Dude, they are part of a literal death-cult. That's not an exaggeration, they are part of a cult dedicated to Yib-Sibbuth who they prophesize will bring about the end of the world. But like- pointing that out doesn't offend them. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Black Bart Jones:] Well you know, that one doesn't have any political connotations, so- (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] The hell it doesn't! What are you on about? I can tell you why it's political, because if they succeeded they'd kill off every politician on the planet! Not to mention every citizen of every country. And every country! Every government! That's not political somehow? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Black Bart Jones:] Well you know... it doesn't come with any sort of like, racial connotations or anything like that you know. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] And that makes it better somehow? Are you implying that since the Nazi's only want to kill only some ethnic groups, but the cultists want to kill all ethnic groups that it's more acceptable to talk about one type of evil than the other? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Black Bart Jones:] I'm just trying to say that maybe there's more going on with the Evil Dr. Zorst. and we shouldn't be so hasty in judging them is all. It doesn't engender itself to good faith discussion to just label people like that. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] They're literal Nazi's, part of a literal death-cult, they literally hate democracy and equality, and not doing war-crimes. I think those are people we should be VERY hasty in judging! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Black Bart Jones:] Look it's not like they are Communists or anything. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] What does that have to do with the discussion! I punch Communists too! But I've never punched a Communist who tried to insist they don't want to abolish private property! Bart what's with you? I feel like this dicussion is going in circles for some reason. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Black Bart Jones:] Oh well... that's because I'm double-crossing you and selling you out to the Nazi's. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] ... Fuck you man. [[Ooh! plot twist!|archaeology 4]]

<img src="Girlfriend\_7fd0d926-0bb7-42e2-9079-e92a17e9f4be.jpg"> //A bit later... // (text-style:"bold","underline")[Mugsy:] Alright Mugsy, ya made it this far, just one more night of guarding the bosses Dame so that nobody tries to fuck 'er and it's poker night wit' da boys! Just glad I ain't gotta do any of da 'cleanup' I don't like thinking what the boss does to guys that look the wrong way at his girl. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dame:] Hey Mugsy, wanna fuck? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Mugsy:] ... Yeah sure. [[Ooh! plot twist!|gangster 4]]

<img src="Girlfriend\_7fd0d926-0bb7-42e2-9079-e92a17e9f4be.jpg"> //A bit later... // (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stephanie:] Hey Stewie! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stacy:] //Hey// Stewie... (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stewie:] Hey beautiful girlfriend, and beautiful girlfriends super-hot best friend! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stephanie:] I'm the girlfriend by the way. In case it was unclear to the audience. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stacy:] And I'm the super-hot best friend! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stewie:] And I'm- (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stacy:] Yeah-yeah-yeah, nobody cares about your personality Stewie, this ain't that kind of movie. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stephanie:] Well I'm looking forward to doing all kinds of inappropriate, r-rated things with my hot hunky boyfriend this summer! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stacy:] Me too! Hey uh... Stephanie, I think I went and left my... purse back in the boat. Do you think you could do me a favor and go back for it while me and Stewie... uh... chat... yeah that's the word... (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stephanie:] Oh uh, sure thing bestie! Just keep an eye out for any ghosts that might be around here! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stacy:] Oh I'm sure that I'll find a screamer somewhere around here... (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stewie:] So! Stacy! What is it that you wanted to talk about? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stacy:] You're cute when you're being stupid... (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stewie:] Oh. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stacy:] Now while Stephanie is away- //#slip#// Whoa! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stewie:] Oh no Stacy slipped and fell into the water! Stacy are you okay? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stacy:] //#violently drowning#// [[Ooh! plot twist!|horror 4]]

<img src="Girlfriend\_7fd0d926-0bb7-42e2-9079-e92a17e9f4be.jpg"> //Reaching the finale... // (text-style:"bold","underline")[Don:] You dissapoint me Mugsy... (text-style:"bold","underline")[Mugsy:] Wait boss! Wait! Let's not do anything hasty-like! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Don:] I told ya see Mugsy, I went and told ya see, I said it was curtains see, but you had to go around my back see, fool around with my Dame see. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Mugsy:] No boss! Not the curtains! She came on to me, c'mon doll, go and tell him! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dame:] It's true. I got quite handsy with Mugsy. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Don:] That don't change that you fooled around with my girl Mugsy see, and after I had so much faith in ya see. There's only one thing left for ya, see. CURTAINS!!! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Mugsy:] No, don't-! Uh... wait... these is actual curtains... (text-style:"bold","underline")[Don:] Yeah. They're commemorative see. Fancy, see. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Mugsy:] Wait I'm confused... you want to give me actual curtains for fooling around with your girl? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Don:] Yeah, I'm a cuckold see, I like to sit in the chair and jack-off while some other guy has sex with my girl see. It's the only way I can get aroused any more see. That's why she wears such provacative outfits and parades 'em around town see. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dame:] It's a pretty sweet deal for me. I get to fuck as many guys as I want, when I want, and the Don pays for everything. Plus he's a surprisingly good conversationalist. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Don:] Nyeh, see. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Don:] Oh wow! Boss I had no idea! Whoo, is that a relief! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dame:] But what I don't get though, is if you didn't think we handed out fancy commerative curtains, what did you think we wanted you to do with all the guys I fucked? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Mugsy:] Oh I thought you meant you wanted me to take 'em out back and shoot 'em in the head! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Don:] Oh Mugsy! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Heh, hey $name, what did you think of the movie? [[Eh, pretty corny|gangster 5]]

<img src="Girlfriend\_7fd0d926-0bb7-42e2-9079-e92a17e9f4be.jpg"> //Reaching the finale... // (text-style:"bold","underline")[The Evil Dr. Zorst:] Ah Amazon Joe. How the tables have turned. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] Oh can it Zorst, we already did this song and dance. (text-style:"bold","underline")[The Evil Dr. Zorst:] You have to see some of the... delicious irony in this situation Amazon Joe... you betrayed by an ally, and me with holding the upper hand once more... (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] I mean... yeah gotta say I didn't predict that I've been working with a Black Nazi this entire time. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Black Bart Jones:] Whoa! Joe! C'mon now, I'm not a //Nazi// or anything. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] Oh my god I'm having this discussion again. YES you ARE!!! You are Black and you're working with the NAZIS!!! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Black Bart Jones:] C'mon Joe, I'm not a Nazi, I'm an... oppurtunist. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] An oppurtunist... (text-style:"bold","underline")[Black Bart Jones:] Yeah! You know, I just... work with them to thelp them accomplish their goals because our interests are aligned. But that doesn't mean that I'm a //Nazi// or anything. It's just that I'm willing to work with them to further my own ends. Because they bribe me. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] Alright then... so you're trying to say you're doing this not out of any political beliefs, you're just allying yourself with whatever power-bloc that'll advance your interests. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Black Bart Jones:] Yeah! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] Would you work with the Soviets? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Black Bart Jones:] Huh? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] I mean if Stalin was the one who had the Venus of Willendorf, and he offered you like massive bribes, you're saying you'd work with him instead? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Black Bart Jones:] What? No dude, Amazon Joe, those guys want to abolish private property, what are you insane? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] AND THE NAZI'S WANT TO ETHNICALLY CLEANSE EUROPE!!! (text-style:"bold","underline")[The Evil Dr. Zorst:] No need to be so shrill Amazon Joe, you're being hysterical. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] IT'S LITERALLY IN MEIN KAMPF!!! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Black Bart Jones:] Yeah but it's not like the Nazi's are ever gonna be able to like //actually// do it. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] I DON'T WANT THEM TO TRY!!! And MAYBE they'll be less likely to do it if you don't help them USE THE VENUS OF WILLENDORF TO SUMMON YIB-SIBBUTH!!! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Black Bart Jones:] You know what Zorst, you're right, she is shrill. (text-style:"bold","underline")[The Evil Dr. Zorst:] Like most women. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Black Bart Jones:] Ohohohohoho... (text-style:"bold","underline")[Oberleutnant Hans Heinrich:] It is time to start the ritual. Soon all the genetically inferior parasitic ethnic groups should be wiped clean from the earth, leaving it whole and pure for the aryan white race to to inherit and rule over it. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Black Bart Jones:] Coming! Don't start without me! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] Bart, you do realize you're black right? (text-style:"bold","underline")[The Evil Dr. Zorst:] God Amazon Joe, why do you keep trying to inject race into this. You know what I think? I think you're the REAL racist here, since you keep trying to bring it up. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Black Bart Jones:] Yeah Joe, you think that just because of my skin color you have the right to tell me which groups I can and can't work with? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] ... you know what. Go ahead. Knock yourselves out. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Oberleutnant Hans Heinrich:] Come Yib-Sibbuth! Come cleanse the ethnically impure from the face of this earth!!! Deliver it to it's rightful white aryan masters!!! <img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, 2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.2__dyna s-2391364415.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Yib-Sibbuth:] ''Į̶̧̤̗̝̞̦͍̺̳́̃̃̀̅́̀͌̑͘͜͠ͅ ̷̡͇̖͚̘̦̺̞̈́͊̓͊̑͛̓̿̅̄̋̈́̇̽͑̚͠ͅg̵̛̖̪͕̣̯͓̟̪̞̰͎̲̖͕̭̀̀̓̽͆̿͒̊̌̀̇̾͆̕͝r̸̪̓̓̈́͌̿̍̈́̈́͐͋̍̀̓̅̚a̷̟̰͎͇̖̠̓̂̾͛̈́̽̕͠͝͠n̷̨̧̢̯̞͖͔͉̦̎̅̉͋̓͝͠t̵̡̮̯͇̬̱̠̲̹̻̩͇͇̟͓̺͉̺͑̌̇̊̀̐̌͑̀̑͒̿̽̀͘͝ ̷̞͇̞̰͕̫͍̎̎͌̀̿͂̊͒̔d̸̡̯̗̫̠̦͕̟̞͇͉̺̻̱͈̖̘͎̀̌͆͌̄̌͆̋̅͗̏͑̐͛͆͘ȩ̶̨̰̜͈̦͔̟̑̾̇̾͛́̂͘͜ằ̵̢̭̖̘̺̤̥̦̘̱͙̯̝͎̣̐̄̿́̀̍͂̀̉̉̿͒͘͜ͅţ̵̡̗̭̗̳͖̭̇̿̾h̶̜̠̅̓̿͆̀́͛̚ ̸̢̡̦͍̦̪̰̮͖͖̝̱̳͚̫̍̂͂͒̆̒͑͂͊̈́̇͂̒̀͘̕͜t̸̡̢̡̝̻̺͎̜̲̭̝͖̙̣̄̂͐͂̋̊̿̆̄̍̃͂͘̕͜ö̴̧͚̞͔̺͖̮̱̞̦̼͕̤͙̙͕̦͈̤́̂́͛͝ ̸̺̝͕̺̞̜̥̳̏̐̇͐̈͂̽̈́͒̊̌̌̂̈́̂̈́̕̚͝ͅẗ̸̰͓̯̗̦̖́͆ͅh̸̡̛̥͎͖͓͉͍̫̟̣̩͚̤̾͊̈̿̇ͅò̷̧̨̤̗̭͍̭̥͈̬̜̊̂͂̂̂͌s̶͍͚̱̗̞͓̩͑̈̾̇̓̐̈̇̈́̎͘̚͝e̴̡̘̣̗̮̫͈̳̤̹̮̥̞̓͝ ̴̜̠͍̹̗̺͉̣̮̻̥̘̈́̓̄͝w̷̢̼͈̝͎͈͈̳͎̩̱͊͒͌̑̂̿̋̚̚͝ͅḩ̵̧͇͇͉̼̩̽͗̈́̂o̷̧̡̥͉̘͖̼̮̻̣̲̠̦̠͊̽͘͜ͅ ̸̢̛̻̥̗̄͗̈́̄͛̀͘ͅw̷̛͇̫͇͍͉̰͓̗̰͓̞̘̱̠͋͒̆̉̏̾̈̔͜͜͝ó̴̧̧͕͎͚̦̠̖̉̊̄̋́ͅr̷̨̠̬̳͉͖̥̝̗̲̤̖̞̫̳̺̻̘̹̎̒̉̈́̒̌̓̿̄̓͂̍̔s̴̤̣̜̦̈͛̅̍̽͝h̷̨̰̝̞̮̗̖͙̣̫̻̙̪͎̫͂̅̆͜i̶̧͓̲͍͓̪̗͌͘͜p̷̱̲̤̼̩͛̅̈́͜ͅ ̵̢̡͈̺̙͈̹͈͙̯̻̤̰̥̂̌̽̈́̒͌͘͜͝ͅd̵̰̺̰̦̠͕͇͍̙̐̊̾̍̆ͅe̷͇̊̈́̈́̈́̋̇̇͘͘̚͝͠ǎ̶̧̢̡̖̠̱̱͔̗̤̝̬̱͍͊̑͐̎̈́͊̈́̑̂̚͝͠͝ẗ̴̯̩̠͎́́̉̿͂̽̇h̶̢̟̬̠̗̦̥̻̻̻͆̄̂̀̇̽̃̎̑̽̈́̀͂̿'' (text-style:"bold","underline")[Oberleutnant Hans Heinrich:] ... I couldn't quite make that out, what did she say? //#dies in horrible writhing agony as the flesh melts off their face#// (text-style:"bold","underline")[Black Bart Jones:] Huh.... uh all hail Yib-Sibbuth! //#dies in horrible writhing agony as the flesh melts off their face#// (text-style:"bold","underline")[The Evil Dr. Zorst:] Oh wow! Glad that happened to them and not me. I just need to figure out how I can navigate these changing circumstances so I can come out on top where they failed. //#dies in horrible writhing agony as the flesh melts off their face#// (text-style:"bold","underline")[Amazon Joe:] ... We cool? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Yib-Sibbuth:] ''W̶̨͉͎̏̐͝͝e̷̡̦̫̠̊̓̽̔͝ ̶͍̺̤̰̌̾̎̉̀̂ͅc̵͖̳͑o̴̧̟͙̰̲̟̤͂̋̏̀͋̓̚ǫ̶͇̳͂́͌̂͝l̵̘͉̈́.̶̨̪̹͈̪̔̄̈́̽̕͝'' (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Heh, hey $name, what did you think of the movie? [[Eh, pretty corny|archaeology 5]]

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<img src="Girlfriend\_7fd0d926-0bb7-42e2-9079-e92a17e9f4be.jpg"> //Reaching the finale... // (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stephanie:] Man I can't believe that it's been a whole year since Stacy died. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stewie:] I can't believe they decided to play Avril Lavigne at her funeral. And also that we decided to come back to the haunted summer camp one year later. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stephanie:] It's what Stacy would have wanted. I haven't been able to think about sex for a whole year, without thinking back to that horrible day. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stewie:] Yeah... uh.. me... too... (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stephanie:] But now that it's been a year I think I can heal and finally lose my virginity! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stewie:] With me right? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stephanie:] Yeah. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stewie:] I was just worried that might not have been clear enough for the audience. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stephanie:] And now nothing can stop us! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ghost Stacy:] //Ughhhhhhhh.... // (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stephanie:] AGGGHHHH!!! A g-g-g-ghost!!! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stewie:] Wait a minute- I think I recognize those tits- I mean that ghost! I think that's the ghost of Stacy!!! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stephanie:] No way! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ghost Stacy:]// Ughhhh...// //#cough-cough# //Ugh- sorry, coming back from the dead is a lot like waking up without a coffee, anyway yeah it's me, 'sup bitches. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stewie:] Oh. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stephanie:] Stacy! I'm sorry you've come before us to punish us for what we have done! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ghost Stacy:] Huh? No, why would I punish you? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stephanie:] Uh... because we were going to have sex on the anniversary of your death? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ghost Stacy:] Nah it's cool. That's some shit I'd do. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stephanie:] Oh... wait really? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ghost Stacy:] Nah I came back cause I wanted to see if I could fuck your boyfriend. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stewie:] Hm. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stephanie:] Wait no! He's my boyfriend Stacy! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ghost Stacy:] Yeah and I'm a ghost. You know that whole 'till death to us part' thing? So like... I totally get like a free pass and shit. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stephanie:] That's not how it works! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stewie:] Girls, girls! I think I know how we can work around this problem. Threesome. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ghost Stacy:] ... Yeah I'm game. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Stephanie:] ... Yeah sure fuck it. And then they had a threesome and it was very R-Rated. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Heh, hey $name, what did you think of the movie? [[Eh, pretty corny|horror 5]]

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<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, 2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.2__dyna s-3242337436.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Oh well, I forget what were talking about anyways! (text-colour:blue)[You did? Wait- something just happened. ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hmm? Well anyway, we can probably forget about it and move on, lets just keep heading back to my place. I'm looking forward to hanging out and playing with you! [[Yeah sure...|loli 4]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, 2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.2__dyna s-1352016980.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] You know, it's really cool how I managed to snag an older boyfriend. All my schoolmates are really jealous! (text-colour:blue)[I mean it's not that big a deal is it? ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Sorry, I don't want to fixate on it, I just think you're really cool, and I don't get to say it enough. [[Wait, I figured we were meant to be like the same age...|loli 5]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, 2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.2__dyna s-1083932649.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I mean, you get to play all the M and T rated video-games, and your mommy lets you go out after dark. (text-colour:blue)[Wait a minute here... I think I'm beginning to realize what's happening here... ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Anyway I'm looking forward to hanging out today! My mommy should be out today with a meeting meaning we can play with my toys all day long! (text-colour:blue)[...] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] You okay $name? You're starting to look kinda pale... (text-colour:blue)[I'm just... processing things... uh... ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I hope it's nothing I've done wrong... [[No no... it should be fine... things should be fine...|loli 6]]

<img src="Girlfriend\_2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.2__dynamic l s-2479701777.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Off. Kowalski:] Freeze creep! (text-colour:blue)[Wait what? ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Off. Kowalski:] Step away from the minor! Don't move or I'll tase you!!! (text-colour:blue)[//#gets horrible tased#//] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] Hey! Hands off my boyfriend! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Off. Kowalski:] I hope you're prepared for a trip down town creep! (text-colour:blue)[Wait! Officer! She was eighteen years old or older when I started dating her I swear! ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Off. Kowalski:] Yeah yeah, tell it to a judge pallie! (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] I love you $name! I promise to wait for you! <img src="Girlfriend\_e9a0dfca-3b79-4d03-8f7f-7e7e138cf6b2.jpg"> Well this is certainly a pickle you've found yourself in ole' buddy ole' pal. Don't worry I'm sure after... however long a prison sentence this deserves is over you'll bounce right on back! I mean- I'm pretty sure this counts as a felony and that means you are practically unhireable. But hey you can get prison swole! And like... do a lot of reading in the library! Okay look I'm not gonna lie to you, prison is gonna suck, and the guys in there are probably gonna fold you like a pretzel. But! You did manage to avoid an awkward conversation with your girlfriend, and I'm sure that counts for something. (text-style:"underline","smear","expand")[(align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[''*Loli Ending!*'']] [[I'm too weak and puny for prison! Send me back so I can get a different ending!!!|Yeah!]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, masterpiece, location background, s-1867115971.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Uh you guys are okay right? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kasumi:] No, no, we're fine Macie. It was great seeing you. I'll catch up with you later. (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] Okay then... (text-colour:blue)[See you later Macie!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Macie:] See you later Kass, see you later $name! [[Yeah...|loli 2]]

<img src="Girlfriend\_highest quality, 2__very detailed__, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic lighting__, loca s-3966550719.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] Oh you know what- now that you mention it, there's some stuff I need to pick up from my sister for the meeting! (text-colour:blue)[Your sister? So uh, Kasumi's aunt? ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] That's right! You know what she told me she was doing a bit of shopping nearby- $name, how about I start moving some of these packages and you go grab her real quick? She's probably just lost of track of time. (text-colour:blue)[Uh, sure can do Ms. Nakamura.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] Just tell them you are looking for Kieko. [[Okay I shouldn't be long.|aunt 2]]

(text-colour:blue)[Man how'd I get roped into helping some lady do clothes shopping... ] What are you complaining about for dude? You're the one who picked this option. (text-colour:blue)[S-Shut up! ] You head across the street to a local clothing outlet looking for Kasumi's Aunt, but you don't see her anywhere in the store. (text-colour:blue)[How am I supposed to find her? ] I don't know $name, why don't you try asking the cashier maybe? (text-colour:blue)[You're not helping. ] I am explicitly helping you. What are you afraid to ask a stranger a basic question? (text-colour:blue)[S-Shut up]! Great comeback. [[Ugh.|Aunt 02]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], glossy, location bac s-4143429342.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kieko:] So have you two done it yet? Huh? (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kieko:] You and Kasumi. You rawdog those hooters she's got? Uh- I mean uh- um- (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kieko:] Cause it'd be a real shame to let a pair of funbags like those go unused. [[That's uh- should you be talking about your niece like that?|aunt 4]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], glossy, location bac s-3706300181.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kieko:] No need to be so shy- girls get to talking after all. You got yourself a hold of a little hellcat there... not too surprising given the... family tradition... (text-colour:blue)[... I'm listening... ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kieko:] Fufufu... that's not even getting into all the wild stuff me and Natsu got up to back in the day. (text-colour:blue)[Uh, what kind of stories? ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kieko:] Hey no spoilers! [[Alright...|aunt 5]]

<img src="Girlfriend\nsfw, highest quality, very detailed, [[dynamic lighting]], glossy, location bac s-2641960687.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kieko:] Of course... now that you're here, I'm wondering why little slut Kasumi should get all the fun... (text-colour:blue)[Uh- ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kieko:] You should close those curtains behind you... (text-colour:blue)[Why? S-Shouldn't you be heading to that meeting?] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kieko:] Now if I did that I'd have to share... no I think I'd prefer to play with you myself... No notes here. Hot horny Aunt. Good job. (text-style:"underline","smear","expand")[(align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[''*Aunt Ending!*'']] [[Hot horny Aunts are hot and horny. But I'd like to see what the other endings might have looked like.|Yeah!]]

<img src="Girlfriend\_224cea0f-dde3-4076-a15d-e32753f9d5f9.jpg"> (text-colour:blue)[HOLY SHIT!!! PAIN!!! ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] Oh no! $name are you all right? (text-colour:blue)[NO! PAIN!!!] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Ms. Nakamura:] This doesn't look good, $name we should get you to a hospital! [[Wait! I don't have insurance!|doctor 02]]

<img src="Girlfriend\2__highest quality, high-resolution, very detailed, masterpiece, 0.5__dynamic li s-1187346300.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Cat:] Meow. End of Current Update! [[Back to Beginning|Yeah!]]

<img src="Girlfriend\_aa14d5d2-de7b-4822-9ff3-5f1a19fd5fcb.jpg"> Abandoning your previous quest, your girlfriends mom rushes you to a nearby hospital, hoping that you can recover from your injury, and after a few minutes waiting a doctor is ready to see you. [[Oh that was quick!|doctor 1]]

<img src="Girlfriend\Black.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dr. Maeda:] Alright there $name, just lay still in there. (text-colour:blue)[Okay. ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dr. Maeda:] Don't talk, that could mess up the results, and then we'd have to stick you back in and bill you twice. (text-colour:blue)[... ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dr. Maeda:] ... Alright $name, I'll be pulling you out now. [[...|doctor 2]]

(text-colour:blue)[E-Excuse me ma'am, I'm looking for someone. ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Cashier:] Oh they're probably in the changing rooms, we don't have a lot of customers here at the moment. (text-colour:blue)[Okay, but like... I don't want to just barge into a changing room.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Dr. Maeda:] Just try calling out for them, or knocking on he side of the wall or something. [[Oh, okay.|Aunt 03]]

(text-colour:blue)[Um, Kieko? Ms. Kieko? Uh- your sister sent me looking for you? ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kieko:] Oh, you must be $name, I'm just finishing up trying on some clothes, come on in! (text-colour:blue)[You sure? ] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kieko:] I'm not naked or anything, it's fine! [[Alright then...|Aunt 04]]

<img src="Girlfriend\milf_gyarufication_by_samaster_dk4wqwb.png"> (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kieko:] Oh well it's nice to meet you $name, great to finally see Kasumi's new boyfriend! (text-colour:blue)[Uh yeah, sorry your sister, uh Kasumi's mom asked me to go grab you for some meeting.] (text-style:"bold","underline")[Kieko:] Oh I must have lost track of time, thanks for grabbing me, I probably would have missed the whole thing at this rate. Just give me a second as I grab some things here... [[No problem.|aunt 3]]